forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Lord of the Rings is actually a Jojo reference"
~ steve again

"Ho-leander."
"Stop calling him that."
"I'm not wrong though."

"CLAUDI-HO!"

"Ho-leander."
"Stop calling him that."
"I'm not wrong though."

They're really not, though

"I just need a red scrunchie to be Heather Chandler because her whole personality is bitch."
"I'm already Heather McNamara because her personality is sad."

"When did I become the sad friend? We're all sad."
"I'm too hyperactive to let my pervasive show around people."

"Note to self: die in spring."

"Yield your eye sockets to the mango man."

"If they have to keep reminding the children to smile, is it really a fun time?"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!"
"It's still September, Tim."

“I will strangle you for minutes”

"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Oh God, it's like friendly anxiety."

"I didn't know that PopTart wrappers have metal in them! I thought they were plastic!"
"YOU CAN'T PUT PLASTIC IN THE MICROWAVE EITHER!"

"i'm a vegan but i make an exception for human females cause they don't deserve rights"
"we need to fight for animal rights! they deserve the rights to live, drive, consent, vote, consent, not be food, consent"
"guys she was over 18 in dog years it's ok"

~N U T, 2020

"it's basically a car condom"
"yeah i saw your naked baby pictures and I'm a grown dude, it isn't that wierd"
~typical steeeve
honestly i don't know who said what I'm just using steve as a placeholder cause, like minecraft steve, they're all total chads. according to them at least

“People always told me, Nate, whenever you get older (you’re gonna want to do it), but don’t bite into a cup.”

"Everything about you is, like, a total mystery!"
A small grin crept onto his face,
"And I plan on solving everything!!"

crawling out of burning car “Got into a little fender bender”

"Ronald McDonald's just fickin McLoving it all over your chicken sandwich"

Are you telling me. you're about to stomp cows.
to make cow wine.

Are you telling me. you're about to stomp cows.
to make cow wine.

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you don't stomp on cows to make burgers

Are you telling me. you're about to stomp cows.
to make cow wine.

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you don't stomp on cows to make burgers

you stomp them into the ground to make ground beef

"Notice how you're eating my dirt!"

"i know the dog is not a scorpion,"

"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

“Where should I put the TP?”
“Just let them marinate”

"grass doesn't usually have wings"