@HighPockets group
It's got the same vibe as Contrapoints' "I took the red pill and rubbed it on my cliiiiiiiiii-" line lmao
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"welcome to the holy church of cli✞ where we receive the body and blood of Jesus christ in more ways than one"
The hell.
there was some church youth group with the abbreviation C.L.I
but at one point they put a cross at the end to be extra Christian which did not look right
so someone made that joke about it
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"uwu syenpai-chan gimme your big bone~ wait no that sounds wrong nevermind"
~Me, 2020
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I wanted a wedding, now I'm getting a funeral."
@Yamatsu
"I wanted a wedding, now I'm getting a funeral."
Well, what do you think happens when you invite the in-laws? (Insert Boomer laugh)
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I don't care what's going on in this bathroom. If there's a fire, find the nearest exit, no pants required."
@Pickles group
"Now every time there's an ellipsis, make a Heather Duke vomit noise."
"BLEEEEHHGHHHHH!"
"Exactly."
@HighPockets group
"Troy Bolton slippers-"
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
"Now every time there's an ellipsis, make a Heather Duke vomit noise."
"BLEEEEHHGHHHHH!"
"Exactly."
ugh, grow up heather. bulimia is so 87
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I really like Benadryl Cumberbatch"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"I'd put her in my quicksand~"
"what does that even mean???"
@Yamatsu
"TIME TO CELEBRATE GREAT HORNED RAT DAY BY EATING THE DEAD CORPSES OF ALL THE NON-EXISTENT CHAOS GODS! [minecraft eating sound]"
@Pickles group
"Thank God I'll never be a middle aged white man"
@Pickles group
"Slut drop senior prank!!!!"
"It's when she teaches us how to mooove" jokingly does a hand thing and sorority squats
"[Redacted] you could teach it."
@Pickles group
"What? I'm supposed to have a ruler that's exactly eleven point two inches and I'm just gonna stick it to her feet?"
"Out of all the people here, you're the most likely to have a tape measure in your pants."
"… that's fair."
so I guess I'm bringing a tape measure tomorrow
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
R: …so she went to see a gynecologist-
A: Wait what's a gynecologist?
R: Its when people stick dentist tools in your private parts.
A: Oh.
…
…
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D: Did you floss?
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"He's like the Avatar of unrelenting stupidity."
@HighPockets group
R: …so she went to see a gynecologist-
A: Wait what's a gynecologist?
R: Its when people stick dentist tools in your private parts.
A: Oh.
…
…
…
D: Did you floss?
Vagina dentata?
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."
@HighPockets group
"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."
Bi vibes
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I look like an anime version of Arthur the aardvark"
@Pickles group
"Beef man"
"You can someone, leave him cookies"
"Scare them to their core, it's not hard."
"Assert your dominance as a woodwind."
"Stack your spine like Doritos."
"Y'all poured boiling water on our spaghetti and we just went PFFMB."
"How was dying? Was it fun?"
"Not as fun as my last death."
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“You have to assert your dominance and call [our new band director] by his first name: Ben.”
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"This studio is called Hope Animation, but there is truly no hope for this animation."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."
Frickin love Audrey Hepburn vibes. I would wear that if I could pull it off.