forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

Guys tag yourself

I'm a miner

crafter 100%

Are you telling me. you're about to stomp cows.
to make cow wine.

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you don't stomp on cows to make burgers

you stomp them into the ground to make ground beef

To make cow wine, you must let them ferment until alcohol begins to form, and then you run it through a still to purify and dilute it to a drinkable state. Then again, to make alcohol you need sugar. Does this mean that the cows have to be grass-fed and freshly killed? Hmm….

"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

Guys tag yourself

I'm a miner

Crafter

I don't know what I ammmm.

"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

Guys tag yourself

I'm a miner

Crafter

Miner

Crafter also does the sun feel blinded by us cuz humanity is so fuckign stupid and our world is a dumpster fire? More at 11.

"Why is there a TWINK in my shower???"
"Oh, that's you present."

"Why is this a mood? I'm not committing fraud."

"I mean I like my house but I don't want to fuck it so.."

"It's always fun to watch him scream like a girl, right?"

"Angry melting"

"If this guy dies to go work on the other show we're watching him on, I quit."

"I have tender breasts."

"Get off my goddamn kAYAK."

"Friends! Eboys! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!"

"Eboy juice!!"
"So bleach?"

“Haha I wasn’t some girl, I was your friend all along! I tricked you!”

“I know.”

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?!"
"yes, yes indeed, mommy~"

"Oh, Daddy Pig~"
"Did you see [redacted]'s reaction to that? I've never seen such visceral disgust in my life."
"I felt visceral disgust saying that-"

"Mom, is Dad gonna kill us?"
"We're just gonna have to wait and see."

"You mean the-"

"The stereotypical gay spider, yes."

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

"My mom forgets that I'm partly not straight."

"Time to go scream in the basement."

"I like her reaction to her period."

"Go get the fries, Kevin, it's about to get wild!"

"ARISE, CHICKEN! CHICKEN, ARISE!"

"I think Grandma got leaky."

"Let's bond over our hatred."

"I wanna bake you cookies."
"I can bake my own cookies."
"No I wanna help. I wanna bake you cookies. How about bread?"

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

My irl friends @ me.

"I'm a perfect mix of all three learning types. So basically I'm the Avatar."
"BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE AUDITORY LEARNERS ATTACKED!"