@Althalosian-is-the-father book
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@Knight-Shives group
“WHAT THE HELL, even target has better lighting, and they lost power!”
@Pickles group
"But you know, it's a little alarming when a stranger is telling you more about Ted Bundy than you know about yourself."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Your mom’s a WHOR-
…eable influence.”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Bees are not your problem here, the fact that you’re just spraying honey on your arm so that you can lick it later is your problem here”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Two words: Burger. Hair."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"What's her secret? It's her fake boobs, made from balloons, filled with coke!!!"
"Oops! looks like I had too much coke from one boob, now my chest is lopsided"
"That's all there is to it, you don't need to ask any questions, she's got coke in her boobs"
@Knight-Shives group
"What's her secret? It's her fake boobs, made from balloons, filled with coke!!!"
"Oops! looks like I had too much coke from one boob, now my chest is lopsided"
"That's all there is to it, you don't need to ask any questions, she's got coke in her boobs"
I know exactly what you’re talking about…
@Yamatsu
"The Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches once yer red rage begins–
Oh. OOOHHH. It just dawned on me what that meant."
@Yamatsu
"Do not boop that merry suicide bomber."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
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@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"What's her secret? It's her fake boobs, made from balloons, filled with coke!!!"
"Oops! looks like I had too much coke from one boob, now my chest is lopsided"
"That's all there is to it, you don't need to ask any questions, she's got coke in her boobs"
I know exactly what you’re talking about…
What?
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"Itty bitty titty committee and big jugs club fight!"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"That's why she doesn't like anyone, no one can be near as attractive as high stoner garfield"
~my friends, about me
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Doesn't that just sound like [singing] NAUTICAL NONSENSE"
@Pickles group
"Don't make him sad."
"Yeah, don't make me sad."
"He deserves to be sad like the rest of us."
The "rest of us" burst into laughter
"…are you guys okay??"
"No."
"What do you children need?"
"Therapy."
"Serotonin."
"Oooh, my mom is bringing me drugs."
"What kind?"
"Tylenol"
"Oh, not the good kind"
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Spicy bodies!"
"Bring the pickles."
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"SpongeBob's a furry now this is canon"
@Knight-Shives group
“Sorry Ben, didn’t know you were such a control freak.”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Just wait, in 10 years some poor guy will be telling a story like “It was super weird, this girl with no legs, giant cat ears, and a sailor suit crawled over and said to me in this really weird, almost incomprehensible voice “is the 36th pwesident in between ur legs cuz dat’sh a juicy lyndon b johnshon >u<“ and yeah that’s how I met my wife”
~my friends
@Pickles group
"Grind it up and snort it like cocaine."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Some of y'all haven't run since gym class and it shows."
"I run from my responsibilities on a daily basis so joke's on y'all."
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Alright, let's guilt Mommy into paying more for cable."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"if you encourage children to enjoy screwing- wait please don't take that out of context"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"And this is where I keep the boooTTLES OF SODA, NO BODIES IN THIS FREEZER, JUST ICE CREAM."