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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"He's not like other girls because he's a rAcOoN!"

@Sailor-Cena

What.

happy voice "i'm slightly traumatized! hooray!"

Mood.

"I'm gonna go stare at a wall and rethink everything."

"He's not like other girls because he's a rAcOoN!"

@Sailor-Cena

What.

(Pasted from LGBTQ chat)
Sailor-Cena 23 hours ago
I honestly have no idea if I'm out to my friends or not anymore
I told them once without thinking at like 1 am that I'm asexual, but considering I've made so many jokes about being gay, straight, allo, bi, trans, furry, communist, a whole bunch of male raccoons disguised as a kawaii anime girl, and literally any other thing you can think of in an attempt to stay as ambiguous as possible, i don't know if they took it seriously or saw it as another joke
one of them responded with "silly, asexuals aren't real" which sounded like the kinds of jokes he'd make but then again you never know with these guys and i still can't tell if they're good people or not so everything is confusion
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/PatienceKills 23 hours ago
I would watch an anime about a kawaii communist anime girl that's actually just seven male raccoons in a fleshsuit.
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/Max_Miracle_IsBackInSchool 23 hours ago
I’d watch that so fast. I need this in my life now XD
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/Sailor-Cena 23 hours ago

I would watch an anime about a kawaii communist anime girl that's actually just seven male raccoons in a fleshsuit.

welp time to download gatcha life
my serious writing can wait, Aika Yuki Nekomimi-Chan Desu needs her chibi series

[unnamed 1]: [havesting human organs]
Malcom, who has just been snatched of the streets so his organs can be harvested too: You're doing that wrong.
[unnamed 1] Huh??
Malcom: You're gonna damage the organs- look- just give me the knife-

"Singing the driving song, do do do, headlights are out so I can't really see where I'm going…"

"Hypermasculine crustacean king"

"Which means my estimate was pretty close, but it does make sense that it was a little to high seeing as I forgot Antarctica existed-"

Don't we all?

Antarcticans aren't real they're all actors-

"No no no, better idea. so you have a regular brick, you know, pretty standard, but it's absolutely packing them cheeks. It's a thicc. bricc. Alright JoJo writers please hire me"

“Wiff a gweat shwong cums gweat we-shwong-shibiwity”

"My God, that's painfully thick."

"Can you turn some music on for Tracy, she's having anxiety, she thinks she's gonna have a stroke in the shampoo bowl."

_{this is from a tiktok, I don't take credit, it just made me laugh for a solid 20 minutes}

"What are you doing?"
Staring at a picture of Thomas Sanders "Uhhhhh writing"

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

Oh my gold

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

Oh my gold

Slippery When Wet, to Mouthface: I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels!
Craphole: And with Grandpa!
Jack Bauer: No. He is not there.

Ah, the Dikrat family~

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

Oh my gold

Slippery When Wet, to Mouthface: I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels!
Craphole: And with Grandpa!
Jack Bauer: No. He is not there.

Titty Mitty, very alive: incoherent mumbling about lobsters

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

Oh my gold

Slippery When Wet, to Mouthface: I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels!
Craphole: And with Grandpa!
Jack Bauer: No. He is not there.

Titty Mitty, very alive: incoherent mumbling about lobsters

Cornwallis, in the background: O.O

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

hate to burst your bubble but this is literally from Gravity Falls

"I want to see you settle before I ascend to Heaven with the angels."
"And with Grandpa!"
"No. He is not there."

This sounds like something that'd be in The Trail to Oregon-

it does-

hate to burst your bubble but this is literally from Gravity Falls

I know it wasn't from The Trail to Oregon, that was sort of the whole point of the joke.