@HighPockets group
"So she did a seduction-"
"So she did a seduction-"
(As one does. Roll for Charisma.)
(We were talking about the execution of John the Baptist)
(See, that’s just a squabble among the Jesus fandom. If Salome had done that it probs would have straight up said, Bible being Bible.)
(I brought up Salome during the discussion lol, haven't read it yet but I was like "didn't Oscar Wilde write something about this??")
(Wait ppl think Salome did what now)
"Karma can't save you!"
"I'm a Pisces which clearly means that my parents banged in May."
"The only straight thing about him is the hole straight through his chest."
(^^^^Did the sexy dance.)
"IT DOESN'T CONFORM TO THE RULES OF ENGLISH!"
"Please, the rules of English are mostly just elaborate suggestions."
"Now that I've walked in the lake, the soles my feet are tenderized and ready to cook, so fire up one of these grills and let me stand on it!"
"Mary Poppins and Miss Piggle Wiggle have very similar vibes and it's unsettling."
(Why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave?)
(Lol yes.)
(my gut instinct is to say that Miss Piggle Wiggle is infinitely more terrifying looking back, but we're rewatching Mary Poppins and she has her moments-)
(Canon Poppins gave the children her fingers to eat.)
(I'm scared to read the books ngl)
(Canon Poppins was sort of a bitch, not gonna lie)
(You're not wrong.)
"So if you happen to find a spare breast lying around, cut it open for free water balloons."
(I'm not a fan of absurdism so I didn't like the books too much, I liked Robertson Ay though. Wholesome side character.)
(Tbh I don't remember who that was.)
"This feels great, but it sort of hurts my spine. Ah, the things I do for The Aesthetic-"
(He was the servant boy, but also implied to be the Fool/the Jester from a story Mary tells)
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