forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"The real treasure is the journey and the friends you made along the way! Unless you don't have any friends, in which, uh, at least you got some exercise."

"We're gonna be an old lady in a trenchcoat and pretend to have dementia so they don't make us leave."

in what I can only describe as the closest approximation a human can do of Ella's uwu voice "So not only is it a new neighborhood, it's a new neighborhood with a rodent infestation."

"Your little knees sure must be sore from jumping to conclusions!"

"Stella killed President Kennedy!"
"…She's six."

"Holy shit, are you the pineapple god or something?"

“How to Tell Friends They are Heretics: a Guide to Dying Alone”

“How to Tell Friends They are Heretics: a Guide to Dying Alone”

Actual footage of me criticizing the pastor at a relative’s funeral.

"You've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

"'Going there'? Going where-ohhhhh ew no everyone was already doing it way before graduation."

"Oh, look at me, my dad taught me nothing, I can't use a Devil Fruit."

"Little boy? He's 14, he just happens to be a tiny man because of a life-threatening illness!"

"If their hair is bright yellow or pink, they're good. If their eyes are blue, there's a 50/50 chance they're either good or terribly evil."

"Let him cook for the mice!"
"Reverse Ratatouille."

"What would she impulse buy at the grocery store? Lettuce. Just a whole head of lettuce."

“You’ve been hit by! You’ve been struck by! BiG YiKeS cHaD!”

"cause we're all wholesome and friendly here #positivifUCK-"

"F is for FUCK!"

“He’s not German, remember we cleaned him. He’s French.”

“And he just kept on peeing!”
…
“And then you do it just a little.”
“sprinkler noises”

"They're like, fresh out of the womb!"

"That's like no nut november for virgins."

during second period "i'd like to go to lunch please"

"car cannibalism"