forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I'm more of a pineapple in the ass kind of guy-"

"Can't think of a more homoerotic activity than playing pro clubs with the boys"

"The frosting is like…chaotic neutral."

"What's wrong with eating a band-aid off the ground?"

"I'm scared of my own lover xD"

"you know what happens when you burn a pride flag? it goes up in smoke, and then you inhale the smoke, and then, the gays are inside you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

“I can’t stab it, it’s too fluffy.”

Me : “I’m pretty sure he hides them behind the wall…”
K : “The wall isn’t hollow—“
Me : “Concrete. He needed something to preserve the skeletons.”
K : “So you’re telling me, that our boss has been storing the corpses of ex-employees in the wall?”
D : has just entered the room “That sounds like something he would do honestly…”

"Pompey from Measure For Measure is canonically thicc."

"It's got Star Wars vibes, but if Star Wars went dicks out-"

"Like, is it the type of spider that would shank you in an alley, or would it tip 30 percent?"

“Herpes belongs in the freezer!”

"Tits out for freedom!"

"glue thy tits together, achieve the ultimate pushup bra"

"We're about to share our deepest sentiments and you're looking at gum underneath a chair."

"That's an asymptote. It gets infinitely closer to a point but never reaches it."
"Just like me and success!"

"That's an asymptote. It gets infinitely closer to a point but never reaches it."
"Just like me and success!"

oh shit that one hit hard

"That's an asymptote. It gets infinitely closer to a point but never reaches it."
"Just like me and success!"

oh shit that one hit hard

I know, right?

"How did you die?" "I put a coconut up my ass, you?"