@saor_illust school
oh god i feel that @The-Magician
oh god i feel that @The-Magician
It's h e l l
i'm so d o n e with being a minor and school. it's a scam honestly
Me, coaxing my boyfren to call me a s l u t in his mickey mouse voice:
"C'mon, just think of dogs dying or something"
also me, later:
"The very first opening scenes of Bambi"
"What am I gonna be for Halloween? Straight."
"You're the most straight passing out of all of us."
"…I'll just commit. Might fuck around and kiss a boy too."
"We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky, Little Dream Team! Climb aboard, your mother is a-"
I'm listening to a Finnish radio station and none of it's in english obviously but it's playing ads and suddenly a woman goes "Hot! Lips!" in a Finnish accent
"I GOT THE SHREK DESK!!"
"That's Shrektastic."
"Thanks guys, now the cold hands of existential dread grip my throat every night as I lay in the dark trying to sleep. How do y'all do this??"
"I'm not gonna look like a snack, I'm gonna look like the whole picnic."
"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."
"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."
I'm stealing this
"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."
I'm stealing this
Go ahead
"It's a naked cartoon mouse, how anatomically correct is it supposed to be?"
"There's no couch there!"
"SHOULD THERE BE?!"
"She won't stop talking about execution methods!"
Visibly amused "Stop doing that."
"Please don't ruin your carpet for the sake of a reference."
“I hope those girls’ babies come out well. I hope they come out fully cooked, but still soft and gooey on the inside”
(I'm sure the cavepeople in Firebringer would like that-)
“Jeff Bezos, I’m coming for you, I’m coming for you in my big sexy devil outfit”
"Dunno, it just seems homophobic that we're experiencing a pandemic before our first kiss."
"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna make out with?"
"Dunno, it just seems homophobic that we're experiencing a pandemic before our first kiss."
"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna make out with?"
covid-
"wait a second wait a SECOND"
"what"
"yeehaw cowboy"
"-dies inside-"
"What did you guys do with Miss Smart? Did you murder her?"
"Yep."
"Well I hope you hid the body well. Buried it or something."
"Eh, it's just in the closet."
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