"Would you give up your life on earth to marry this fish person? ….what I'm asking is 'is this fish person sexy enough?'"
Why do I have a feeling that this conversation was about Legends of Zelda
my friend is working on a utopia project for her sci-fi lit class and it's a sleeping dragon that has a gravitational pull and is covered in water, so to get in you have to swear to marry a sexy fish person
"Six feet? That's twelve toes!"
"Besides, I don't have an ox."
"Not yet."
"Besides, I don't have an ox."
"Not yet."
The Trail to Oregon! flashbacks
"Doves are just pigeons with white privilege"
I-
"Got dam who's this sexy beast and what did he do to my brother?"
"Dont you EVER fucking say that to me again-"
"those chickens have texture!"
immediately after "let's have a zooted cuddle fest"
"get off of my K E Y B O A R D"
"dEPRESSION IS SHAREABLE YOU SAD FUCK"
"Listen, I find my serotonin where I can!"
"Listen, I find my serotonin where I can!"
oh shit same
"That's awesome! And sort of a red flag. But mostly awesome!"
"GET OVER HERE NOW AND HUG ME YOU ABSOLUTE H E C K E R"
a w h
(my gf yelled that at me while she was banging on the front door-)
oh shit mood
"If your girl looks like a crab and walks sideways, that's not your girl, that's a crab." Ethan Nestor
"-bangs on the door- FBI OPEN UP"
"OH SHIT NO UR NOT TAKING ME AGAIN U HECK -blows air horn-"
"-runs away, screaming 'jalapeno time'-"
Eye-
"i'm failing three classes and have had three mental breakdowns in the bathrooms this week, but i get to do my project on dante so it cancels out"
my current mood-
teehee same-
i'm literally a freshman. we're only a month into school and i don't know how anyone can do this for four years lol
oh dude I'm in my Junior year and I already want to die lmfao