@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"We all rolled the dice when we got plucked from the void to be put inside of our meat prisons"
"Bad poo poo ass butts"
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@Pickles group
"Fire drill, half of us stay inside and burn."
"I'll stay!"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"I couldn't possibly hate you, [X]!"
"You absolutely could, ask my wife and kids."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“It says it’s made of faux, which is a really fancy French transgender fox, and it swivels both ways like we all did in college”
@Pickles group
"The actual game of football is very homoerotic."
"Internalize your homophobia like the rest of us!"
"Bedmas"
@HighPockets group
"The actual game of football is very homoerotic."
"What's better than this, guys bein' dudes!"
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Remember to keep your social distance as you evacuate!"
"If this building's on fire, I'll trample as many children as I want."
@Pickles group
"I can't believe he heard me slap [redacted] ass but didn't see it. He was like 'I heard a pop' and it was [redacted]'s ass."
"Why did it POP?"
"Because it was hard! …… I meant I slapped it hard! Not…. He does have a hard ass."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“gRAB THAT CHICKY BY THE BREAST”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“You’ve seen sharknado? Well now it’s time for HURRICANE B E A R S”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“See beautiful, life action, X-rated footage featuring the Russian and American presidents in ‘Where are you Putin it?’ A new hit series only on the History Channel!”
@Pickles group
"I'm not heterophobic, I just think all straight people have cooties."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
“You have nipples too, dumbass!”
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Listen, I find my serotonin where I can!"
oh shit same
Same.
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"We'll never forget you. Because we're gonna kidnap you."
@Pickles group
"Unlike you, I don't have a kink for being made fun of, so-"
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I will crush Twilight Sparkle alive!!"
@Mojack group
“no ghost can resist the temptation of poop rp”
@Pickles group
"I just… I just want her to like women."
"Her style is like 'straight girl chic' and yours is like 'tragic straight boy' and this one thing happened to overlap, you don't have the same style."
@furetakunai ac_unit
"He could be my sexy grandfather."
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Yeesh, calm down. You're like an angry Edgar Allan Poe."
@Rainy_is_back
"It's like Uno-"
"Mafia Uno"
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
(Two of the most card games that ruin friendships combined is…)
(Unholy)
@HighPockets group
"My mind is just stuck thinking about throuples-"