forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I have 800 followers."
"Followers social media-wise, stalker-wise or cult-wise? It's a very important distinction."

"Good job on not being fucking cutie pies."

"The only two fucking Asians in the band-"

"I went to the bathroom to shit my pants in peace, thank you."

"The inflatable pool duck revolution is upon us!"

"wanna watch tv?"
"no"
"how about we watch rupaul's drag race?"
"okay FINE"

"Hey ma, look I'm on tv!"

"Get your fat ass off of my flat screen."

"It really wants to be A Whole New World but ends up sounding like something from Cats"

"What am I reading? Beach Read. Which is ironic because this is not a beach and I cannot read."

"What am I reading? Beach Read. Which is ironic because this is not a beach and I cannot read."

I can't place why but this has Lemony Snicket vibes.

"What am I reading? Beach Read. Which is ironic because this is not a beach and I cannot read."

I can't place why but this has Lemony Snicket vibes.

This is the highest compliment I've ever received

"-drawing something-"
"is that,,, is that,,,,, uHhhH is that-"
"it's le-"
"SHUT UP I'm trying to THINK u frickin maggot"
"o-okay"

"We should split California up into California and Western Florida."

"Let's go behind the tree and touch each other."

"I can't stop saying 'flip-a-dip-dip,' the Dippy Fresh is invading!"

"This is what I look like as a bottom."
"The toilet's topping."
"S-stop that, Toilet-senpai!"

"Now I'm crying from depression and feels!"

"What's something vaguely humanoid that I can drop-kick?"

"But why George Washington?"
"Because he's George Washington."
"He wasn't George Washington quite yet."
"He was George Washington, but he wasn't George Washington."

"chisa"
"wat u want"
"chisa"
"WOT"
"C H I S A"
"W O T"
"hi"
"shut the fuck up"
"k"

"is that birdseed on the side of your head? can i eat it?"

"that's not square, that's my wife!"

"I didn't even KNOW about my 'lesbian half' until like a month ago, so I don't think it's me."

"Do you think a girl would think I look cool in this jumpsuit?"
"Some things even I can't fix."