forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

"A bit too heterosexual for my tastes"

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

Ash, didn't you know that all birds are dead now? Wind killed 'em all, except for the ones nesting in Trump's hair.

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

Ash, didn't you know that all birds are dead now? Wind killed 'em all, except for the ones nesting in Trump's hair.

Fake news. Trump doesn't have enough hair for any birds to nest in

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

Ash, didn't you know that all birds are dead now? Wind killed 'em all, except for the ones nesting in Trump's hair.

Fake news. Trump doesn't have enough hair for any birds to nest in

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them all and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.

Bird-geoisie

"I wanna take a nap. But, like, a long nap."
"Death?"
"No, not that long."
"Like, Sleeping Beauty?"
"No, more like eight to ten hours."
"…Sleep?"
"That's the word!"

"That seems like a big leap. The symptoms of being sad to 'you're pregnant!'"

ATARI'S POLE POSITION! IT'LL TURN YOUR EYEBALLS INTO STEEL-BELTED RADIALS!

"Yeah I guess. I mean. He's alright. For a boy."

Spoiler - click to show.

"Am I projecting or do they have sexual tension?"

Reading classics be like-

“I will cover you in mayonnaise!”
“That’s not mayonnaise…”

♬ I am the happiest bean! ♬

"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"

"See, when I hear ABO, I always just think of blood types."

Guy 1- “Hey… I miss you.”
Guy 2-“Come here and give me a kiss.”
Teacher- “No kissing during COVID”
Guy 2- “It’s ok I have socks on.”
Guy 3- “See it’s all fine.”
Guy 2-“Actually I got two pairs of socks on because they have holes.”
Guy 3- “So you could have two guys.”

"Come on kids, get your beet flavored goldfish."

"Do you think they're putting snails on goldfish?"

"So when I say follow my example, don't."

"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"

Nice.

"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"

Nice.

This was my history teacher.
Yes, the same one that said "It can't be that illegal" while sneaking an entire class into a cemetary through a hole in the fence.

Memento Mori

Who took the pictures!?

"Question 1: Do you have blood?"
"Yes"
"Question 2: Now how can we fix that?"

We stan the history teacher.