@Pickles group
"He's an exemplary student."
"I was literally ten minutes late today."
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@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"Can I touch your bones?"
"I mean, that's one way to get a pointed chin."
"He's my date to prom- and a warning to anyone else who'll try to turn me down."
"'Oh, touching their shoulder is too intimate' says the woman holds hands with them."
"I swear I didn't mean to break his jaw!!"
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"Stop lap dancing for the skeleton!!"
"No!! Don't slut-shame me Karen!"
@saor_illust school
Spoiler - click to show.
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"My great-grandmother's name was Edith. My brontosaurus is named after her."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"How old's your dog?"
"Forty."
"Years?!"
"Hours."
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@Kamea public
"Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up"
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"suck my suck you fucking cuck!"
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"Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up"
mf doom be like
@Kamea public
"You could put a push pin in her and out comes the baby."
@Cough_Syurp
"Haha, coconut go bonk"
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"What's your thoughts on Korea?"
(this one's obscure, points to people who recognize it)
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Ah yes, my favorite flavor: Beyonce"
@Kamea public
"Your shit is warm as fuck."
"I promise it's colder than it looks."
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"…if you're watching this, i'm sorry. i peed in the brita filter again"
@nebula__ group
"what the fuck is a hajimeme"
"…boi if you don't-"
@Kamea public
"How many sides does an octagon have, good fellow?"
". . . uhhhhh six?"
"Eight."
";;;-;;;"
@nebula__ group
"How many sides does an octagon have, good fellow?"
". . . uhhhhh six?"
"Eight."
";;;-;;;"
(is it just me or am i seeing a reference here-)
@Kamea public
(is it just me or am i seeing a reference here-)
(Yeah so I had just finished the playthrough of DR2 the day prior to this and I told my friends that I really liked Hajime so they asked me that question to tease me and I didn't know the answer because I always mistake octagons for hexagons like a dumbass)
@nebula__ group
(is it just me or am i seeing a reference here-)
(Yeah so I had just finished the playthrough of DR2 the day prior to this and I told my friends that I really liked Hajime so they asked me that question to tease me and
I didn't know the answer because I always mistake octagons for hexagons like a dumbass)
(i knew it-)
(but i think the only reason i got that reference is because i had to rewatch that part a few times because i was just like "hajime can't be this much of a dumbass, right?")
@HighPockets group
"Failed No Nut November, lads."
"You what?"
"Yeah I had a Reese's the other day."
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
[dramatic sigh] "personally, i'm disappointed. i'm still here and you're all still here…nobody died."
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"grab a partner and slow dance to…'i squeezed out the baby but i have no idea who the father is'!"
@nebula__ group
"what was my name again?"
"how in the absolute FUCK did you forget your N A M E-"
@furetakunai ac_unit
(It be like that sometimes-)