forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

“K-pop, but communist”

(no simp september or something)

I've already failed

"We all know that women are just a really long pair of legs with a butt on both sides, except one of the butts has nipples. nothing else"

"It's the part of life that's the going to the bathroom part except it's all the time and you can't bring a phone."

"We all know that women are just a really long pair of legs with a butt on both sides, except one of the butts has nipples. nothing else"

And hair. Long hair. Short hair means they aren't real women. And also lots of makeup but none at the same time.

"Sir they're just books the first word to describe them shouldn't be 'handsome'."

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

-Me, logging on to Archive of our Own to continue writing fanfictions

"Or, you could take away the spoon, take away the plum, and market it as an eating utensil!"
"You might have something going there…"
"A fork?"
"That's a catchy name, I like it."

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

-Me, logging on to Archive of our Own to continue writing fanfictions

Bruh we really gotta see your work.

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

-Me, logging on to Archive of our Own to continue writing fanfictions

Bruh we really gotta see your work.

Fine.

"UQuiz says I have taste and rights!"
"Uh yeah, I'm pretty sure we all can taste-"

"Scream until he notices you."

"are you pointing at the sky cause i remind you of an angel?"

"Not only is the Hype House a country, but so is your ass."
"VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE!!!"

"I think someone's had too much marijuana."

"Not only is the Hype House a country, but so is your ass."
"VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE!!!"

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE-

:OOO

I see you, sweaty. I see you.

"Catch a man with that lasso."

"Why does your sister hate me?"
"It must run in the family."

"Nooo the whole point was to see him eat pie."

"Hump the ground!"
"You know. Sometimes I wonder if I like men after all. And then shit like this happens and I'm like 'oh right.'"

"Crystal yiffing. Can't be comfortable."

"Odin and the giantess did it in the cave."
"What?"
"Ya know. The yiffy wiffy. The hanky panky. In a cave. Can't be comfortable."

"So… I didn't read about them putting their clothes back on… oh. They yiffed again."

"My bootleg uncle."

"What are you gonna do?"
"Vomit all over his face again?"

"…Let's just hope no one notices she isn't Asian."

"This tastes like a marshmallow but if it were made of chalk."