forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Mom said it's my turn with Oscar-"

"The Great Wilde Debate-"
"The one about the radio host or the one about the cat?"

Y'know, the context that I'm currently engaged in a debate/bet about how a cat I've met three times got his name makes this better. My bet is that he's named after Oscar Wilde. If I don't win I will be Disappointed.

"Why can't I lick my friend's notebook?"

"Whoever planned this design needs to be fired."
"It was the carpenter bee."
"Well then, my good sir, you are fired."

"So, let me get this straight, there's 96 bowling alleys because- and I quote- 'bees like to party'?"

Whisper chanting "Skin, skin, skin, skin-"

To the tune of Let it Be “What are you doing in my swamp what are you doing in my swamp what are you doing in my swamp.”

"Sir. sIR you are not riIich"

*chanting*
"Ancient cheese with a deadly disease, ancient cheese with a deadly disease, ancient cheese-"

“He might look like a bird poop but he’s my newest friend.”

"People were dying all the fuckin' time back then."
"Yeah, it was like, a major pastime. That and baseball."
"That and racism."

"You don’t have to be the best, you just have to sell cocaine!"

"If you’re gonna have seizures, bring your own like, donkey."

"On the count of five, we’re gonna start a fire and then record a podcast."

"We can just write a whole fanfiction about this story and never get to the cannibalism."

"Do you wanna see the hottest ankle I've ever seen?”

No one:
Old timey flirting:

"Do you wanna see the hottest ankle I've ever seen?”

"I feel like I've ruined a bit of your innocence by introducing you to the existence of The Butthole Cut™"

"Cats, but with only variations of Cat Viper from One Piece."
"nO-"

"Bill has elbows and he's not afraid to use them!"

"hand sanitizer is spicy"
"yeah, you could say i'm pretty trashy"

I've been off for too long and now I can't remember half the quotes

"SiR SIR is that legal??"

"Don't squeeze yourself!"

(About a friend who sneezes like a kitten) "If she was a Greek goddess, they'd say she created kittens. They materialize from her sneezes."

"in other news my political aspirations are running for president, and by that, i mean i will kill trump myself because we all know that if a witch kills the president they should be the next president" -crocs, 2020

"Are you guys questioning [band director]'s sexuality again? Because that feels a little inappropriate."

"So he was like 'what about the time I wore rainbow sunglasses to band camp?' and I love that his first reaction wasn't to defend himself, it was to point out something else gay he'd done."

"She don't look like much, but she comes with a free skunk."

"So he was like 'what about the time I wore rainbow sunglasses to band camp?' and I love that his first reaction wasn't to defend himself, it was to point out something else gay he'd done."

Me.

"Me? A cult leader? Call me Ish :D"

"oh juliet! where art thou juliet! i find thee so utterly stunning i almost did not take notice of thy tits"