forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"This is the same girl who showed up and stole a van to go to a bar. So why are they surprised??"

This making me think of facts of life

"This is the same girl who showed up and stole a van to go to a bar. So why are they surprised??"

This making me think of facts of life

That's exactly what I was talking about lmao

“Someone just drove by, and I heard as they drove by, help I’m being kidnapped”

"As long as we're commiting crimes, I'mma kill a man."

"Oh honey, I blinked. There was no lightning."

"I will have no hand in this man's death…If anything I'll have two hands and a foot."

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit."
" Wisdom is not putting it in a salad. "
"Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie."
"Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie you nasty!"

"I will have no hand in this man's death…If anything I'll have two hands and a foot."

I raise no hands but both feet.

Wait how could I have forgotten the conversation about how Kaitlyn Bennett is actually hot and it's unfortunate that she's transphobic and went to conversion therapy

"i'll blow those bubbles harder than i blew your mom"

None of these are better in context btw
I just need to save them to use against my friend next time he tries to start a conversation this fcking cursed

I want die

Ella, I-
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ella what the actual-

it was like two am and my friends were getting a little too tired
I had no say in this
It was not a conversation I ever wanted to hear but somehow me asking what time we’ll be going bowling next week ended up like this

"Where's the bleach."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, where is the bleach."
"I hid it."
"Why?"
"So you can't find it."
"Why? You know I can't die."
"I don't care. You've been trying to kill yourself every other day now."
"But I have a reason this time."

"DIY conversion therapy"

"We'll try mineral oil. Made from minerals."
"What else would it be made from?"
"Babies."

“It’s in two months! I can do what I want with your face.”

Hello i am ella's friend i ate the whale semen

Hello i am ella's friend i ate the whale semen

but why tho

also, how did you even come to acquire whale semen?

The ocean

"What am I supposed to do? Look up 'obama legs' like a creep? I don't need that kind of negativity in my life."

"The two universal anime eyes rules: The smaller the pupils, the more serious the situation, and the lighter the irises, the deader the character."

"And make sure they're not holding any of your internal organs before you attack them, just a rule of thumb."