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@Natasha

Yzma: [appearing from the shadows, holding the vial of human extract] Looking for this?
Kuzko: No! It can't be. How did you get here before us?
Yzma: [stunned] How did we, Kronk?
Kronk: You got me. [pulls down a map outlining the chase prior] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

@Natasha

But this one was by all accounts my favorite. "Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives-AAHAHAHA! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"

@Natasha

Disney just likes to make movies that are one giant pun…

(But it's funnier that way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

@Imperfect_Autumn group

Has anyone seen Treasure Planet and Atlantis:The Lost Empire?
Both are from Disney's 'Weird Period'
so underrated

Yes! Yes, I have! I liked Treasure Island. I liked the cat-lady…

It's been a while…

@Natasha

Has anyone seen Treasure Planet and Atlantis:The Lost Empire?
Both are from Disney's 'Weird Period'
so underrated

Yes! Yes, I have! I liked Treasure Island. I liked the cat-lady…

It's been a while…

(same)

@Natasha

Milo James Thatch: By the way, we were never properly introduced. My name's Milo.
Princess Kidagakash "Kida": My name is Kidagakash.
Milo James Thatch: Ki-ki-kidamaschnaga… Uh, hey, you got a nickname?
Princess Kidagakash "Kida": Kida
Milo James Thatch: Okay, Kida. I can remember that.