forum Lame Jokes
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@JustAPandaWithALife

Okay, that was good, but have you heard the joke about the pencil?
Nevermind, there's no point.
Buuutttt I did have a joke about a paper. . .
and it was tearrible. (terrible, ha ha, get it? Because paper tears, and tearrible. . .yah i'll go now)

@ravens

Okay, so my joke explained:
The thing about colors was supposed to make you think he turned brown, because red + green = brown. But he didn't, because the giant is the color green, with a lowercase g, and the sea is called the Red Sea. It isn't actually red.
Also, it's funnier if you say it out loud, since it doesn't make as much sense when it's written down.

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That makes much more sense! Thank you, i was really confused.

@ThatBackgroundSlytherin

I've got another.
P1: Do you know Murphy's law?
P2: Yeah, Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.
P1: Have you heard of Cole's law.
P2: No, what is it?
P1: Thinly sliced cabbage.
(That was horrible)

@Imperfect_Autumn group

Not a joke, but here's a story:

Last night I was babysitting five kids w/my sister, and we were all talking about pranking each other. Skip to 5 am this morning—my sis and I spent the night—my sister noticed one of the boys walk into our room and do something. Not thinking anything of it, she goes back to sleep.

7 AM: We wake up, my sis goes to the door, grabs the handle, and exclaims: "What the heck?!?"
Sticky, light-blue goop all over the door handle… It was toothpaste.
It was also on the railing of the stairs leading down to the basement—where the guest room is—and on the inside door handle of said stairs.

@Natasha

A few days ago, since I have no April fools day pranks to report, my family had to eat outside.(long story) So everyone else had already left, and as per usual, my dad and i were still at the table talking. Then my dad saw the moon and he said, "Tasha look at the wolves!" So I looked. Then he howled, not to scare me on purpose. Which was good bc it didn't scare me. But then we decided to do it to my sister. so he called her and was like, "Jenna look over there!!!!" And he had her stand right in front of him. As soon as she saw the moon, my dad and I howled as loud as he could in her ear. She screamed. She never screams. She's like the hardest to prank. My dad and I just about fell off our chairs laughing while she yelled at us.

@ThatBackgroundSlytherin

A few days ago, since I have no April fools day pranks to report, my family had to eat outside.(long story) So everyone else had already left, and as per usual, my dad and i were still at the table talking. Then my dad saw the moon and he said, "Tasha look at the wolves!" So I looked. Then he howled, not to scare me on purpose. Which was good bc it didn't scare me. But then we decided to do it to my sister. so he called her and was like, "Jenna look over there!!!!" And he had her stand right in front of him. As soon as she saw the moon, my dad and I howled as loud as he could in her ear. She screamed. She never screams. She's like the hardest to prank. My dad and I just about fell off our chairs laughing while she yelled at us.

HA!!!