forum Lame Jokes
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@Googly_I (inactive)

i've practically been losing my sense of humor and tons of other things these past few weeks, this is my only joke.
its more of a pun that anything
let me just sum it up with one image

Image result for cheesus

@WriteOutofTime

a kid from my physics class told this joke (and you better read the whole thing):

a dictator wants a song made for him that tells of his glory and might. he asks for a composer and pays him a sum of money to compose a song. the composer obliges. he spends days, weeks, months composing the song for the dictator. finally, the time comes. he preforms the song for the dictator…and it sucks. it's an absolute joke. furious, the dictator demands that the composer be put to death. so they arrest the composer. the day he's supposed to be executed by the electric chair, he asks for very, very spicy chili as his final meal. they give him his chili, he eats, and then they put him in the chair. they try to electrocute him, but nothing happens. he survives. the dictator takes this as a sign that perhaps the composer can do better. so he gives him another chance. the composer takes another long while to make a song, performs…and it sucks, again. the dictator is angry, and puts him on death row again. as his last meal, he asks for spicy chili, again, but spicier than last time. he eats, and then is placed in the electric chair again. they try to execute him, but again, nothing happens. the composer is 100% okay. so the dictator tries one last time. the composer makes another song. and it is…the worst of all. it's garbage. off key, out of tune, just the worst possible song you can imagine. so the dictator is absolutely raving mad. he sends the composer straight to the electric chair –no chili, no meal, nothing! they sit him down, power it up, and…the composer is still unscathed. the dictator demands in a rage how the composer is still alive without the chili. the composer answers, "oh, the chili had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

sorry :P

@JustAPandaWithALife

I used to be the type of person who did not understand knock knock jokes at all. Here's an example of one when I was 6.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butter! (cue me smothering a laugh)
Butter who?
Butter-FLY!! (My dad told me at this point I was doubled over laughing at my own joke.)

@Masterkey

@pandagal72 Haha my siblings and I had a similar misunderstanding with knock knock jokes. XD We loved the version where you do "knock knock, who's there, banana, banana who, knock knock, who's there, banana, banana who, knock knock, who's there, banana, banana who, knock knock, who's there, ORANGE, orange who, ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA??" We changed it to stuff like "knock knock, who's there, baby, baby who" over and over again, and then finally we'd say "diaper" instead of baby and keel over laughing. Or we'd use spaghetti and meatballs.