forum Lame Jokes

Started March 21, 2018 by @Imperfect_Autumn group

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What lame jokes have you come up with? I've got a really terrible one about ships:

Something smells fishy… Oh, wait. I think that's fish and ships.

The first joke I ever made up was when I was eight years old or something, and I thought it was GENIUS:

Why did Jim not go to gymnastics?
Because Jim-had-ticks.

Get it? Because "gymnastics" and "Jim-had-ticks" kinda rhymes…

Oh, boy…

Okay but when my sister was like 3 and she didn't understand knock-knock jokes she made this one up:

"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"Rhinoceros"
"Rhinoceros who?"
"Rhinoceros BURP"

Hahaha

Coming from a 3-year-old, that'd be funny!

and I was all
"… what"

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

What do you call 27 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line

lol

These are actually funny!

Ok, here's another one:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

Hey has anyone heard that rumor going around about butter? Oh wait no, I shouldn't spread it.

That's great, oh my gosh.

Haha I'm glad you think I'm punny

Oh, how about this one?

This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob. Bob has no arms.

My little brother came up with this one.
“What do you call a pig that’s on fire?”
“A pig-LIT”

Oh my…

😂

I use that joke now all the time!

My favorite corny joke of all time has to be:

Why don't you ask her the weather?

Wed her? I hardly know her!

That reminded me of the movie Epic.

I swear, that movie was one giant pun.

here's a stupid one:

The batmobile isn't starting up.

Batman: check the batteries
Robin: what's a tery?

Geez-louise…

How about this one:

Who annoys Polyphemus?

Nobody.