forum Lame Jokes

Started March 21, 2018 by @Imperfect_Autumn group

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Thx :]

sTRAYKEYS imma use that one

Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.

I got a fandom one.
An elf, a man, and a wizard walk into a bar.
The hobbit laughs and walks under it.
(Oh geez.)

Another one. (lame.)
My friend David got his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
(Terrible.)

*dies of laughter

omg these are terrible yet still amazing

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. . . but thankfully I turned myself around. xD

Omg I relate to that one so much it hurts.

Hears another. (I'll stop after this, it's just getting to lame.)
I ran into a person the other day with stalks of corn all over her shirt.
I asked what kind of shirt it was.
She said it was a crop top.
(So lame.)

No don't stop! These are awesome!

My dad told me this one after my obsession of GotG
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

(I shall contribute)
Knock Knock.
"Door's already open."

(You might have heard this one but here it goes.)
Sherlock and Watson went camping one night.
They set up their tents and go to sleep.
In the middle of the night Sherlock woke Watson up and asked, "Watson, look up, what do you see."
Watson looked up.
"Well," he began, "I see hundreds of stars. And maybe some of them are planets. And because the universe is so vast, maybe one of those planets have life on them."
Sherlock shook his head.
"No, dummy, someone stole our tent."
(Sooooooo lame.)

This is so lame. I made it myself from what I know.

What do you call a singing computer company?

Samsung!

My family does this all the time.

Knock knock!

Come on in!

• awkward silence *

^^ lol. I'd do this to my family all the time:
Me: So I have a knock knock joke, but I need someone to start me off
Bro: Okay, knock knock
Me: Who's there
awkward silence

I’ve got a knock knock joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in, it’s cold out here!

lol

I was not aware that this would be as popular as it is when I made it…

Ya'll have great jokes, btw!

here's one I got off a Laffy Taffy wrapper:

what happened when the green giant jumped into the Red Sea?

he got wet

????? How does that make any sense????

Because he jumped into the sea, so he got wet. . .

Just roll with it, my dude.

What does him being hulk's son have to do with anything?

What if he was Gamora’s son, huh?