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@Imperfect_Autumn group

The only April Fool's thing I did was text my friend and tell her I got Hamilton tickets

Hamilton is everywhere…

You cannot escape them.

groans dramatically But whyyyyyyy?!?

@Natasha

The only April Fool's thing I did was text my friend and tell her I got Hamilton tickets

Hamilton is everywhere…

You cannot escape them.

(I never even heard about Hamilton other than in my history books before getting onto this sight. Now it's everywhere.)

@Imperfect_Autumn group

The only April Fool's thing I did was text my friend and tell her I got Hamilton tickets

Hamilton is everywhere…

You cannot escape them.

(I never even heard about Hamilton other than in my history books before getting onto this sight. Now it's everywhere.)

(I heard about it from Pinterest.)

@ravens

if so who's next
there's nobody else in their country who looms quite as large
whisperwhisper
jOhN aDaMs?

@Natasha

NO! This is not a Hamilton song train!

hides

Can I hide with you?

(I would like to hide too, if you don't mind)

@Imperfect_Autumn group

NO! This is not a Hamilton song train!

hides

Can I hide with you?

(I would like to hide too, if you don't mind)

Yeah, sure.

As long as there is not Hamilton singing.

@Natasha

I'm sorry guys but I have to do this. "Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with THIS."

@Natasha

[after Yzma asks if he has the poison] Oh, right, the poison, the poison for Kuzko. The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzko, Kuzko's poison…[long pause]…that poison?

@Natasha

Yzma: "Pull the lever, Kronk."
Kronk: [Pulls the lever, openeing a trap door in which Yzma falls]
Yzma: "Wrong lever!!" [Walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] "Why do we even have that lever?" [Kicks the croc away]
Kuzko: [Later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] "Okay, why does she even have that lever?!"

@Natasha

Yzma: [recently transformed into a cat, vial in hand] Looking for this? [surprised] Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh well.
Kuzko: No, no! Don't drop it!
Yzma: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU! [diabolical laughter]

@Natasha

Emperor's New Groove, right?
(I haven't seen the movie but I've heard that line scripted and my drawing teacher worked on that movie)

(yes. Emperor's New Grove. I don't really like the movie as a whole, but I like the lines like this.)

@Imperfect_Autumn group

Yzma: [recently transformed into a cat, vial in hand] Looking for this? [surprised] Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh well.
Kuzko: No, no! Don't drop it!
Yzma: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU! [diabolical laughter]

@Natasha

Yzma: [trapped in closet] Alright! I've had enough! Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Um, don't you mean 'or'?
Yzma: [irritated] Tell us where the talking llama is OR we will burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which one? Both seem like a pretty crucial conjunction.