forum Lame Jokes

Started March 21, 2018 by @Imperfect_Autumn group

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Well… if anyone wants to read some really bad jokes, the FITZSIMMONS chat is currently in a joke-off.

Wow… This Cold silence is a Killer Frost.

Hi

Well, this is all SPOOKtacular!

Hi

Hi!

Hi

Hi!

Hellooooooooooooooo!

Oh, no. We are not having another "Battle of the 'Hi's."

okee :-l

Chemistry joke:
You remind me of Oxygen and Neon. Why?
Becuase you're the ONe

I don't trust atoms because they makeup everything.

I currently have my 80 lb. dog in my lap.(-_-) She is a dork.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.

I actually laughed on that one! XD

Yeah, I like to make science jokes, but only periodically.

So I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg

I wish I could tell y'all a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones

Argon

Chemistry jokes are just Sodium funny!

I slapped my Neon that one

I told my parent some of these jokes, but they didn't give quite the reaction I was looking for.

I’ll join the fun!
A proton and a neutron were walking down a street. The proton says, “Stop, I dropped an electron. Where is it?”
"Are you sure?", the neuron asks.
"Yes, I'm positive.", the proton replied.

I love you guys. You're all amazing at jokes

Because when do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

My friend told me this one and I burst out laughing.

Why are curium, helium, and barium the main medical elements? Because if you can't curium or helium, you barium!

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!