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@Imperfect_Autumn group

:)
I think either Lion King or Hunchback of Notre Dame (which would be at the top of my list but for the gargoyles -_-)
Also, the color palette and style of Pocahantas is lovely.

cough-cough LION KING cough-cough

@Wyvern

(Awight. Night peoples.

Awe. 'Night!

(I'll come back tomowwow I pwomise!!!!

laughs nervously I make no such promise… :(

Good night! If someone murders me before morning, I will miss you all

MAC&CHEESE

Wait!

What is green, fuzzy, a will hurt you if it falls out of a tree!?!?!?
A pool table!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?!?!?!
"Where's my tractor?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hope no one said these already

Kbye

@amber_is_in_a_loop

i have another joke

I've been hating russian dolls for a long time now.
They're always so full of themselves.
kek

ohmygod LOL

I have a couple: what is small, yellow and scary?
A chick with a machine gun.

What do you call a dwarf in an elevator?
Stuck, because he can't reach the buttons.

@Lavy-the-Nerdy-Sci-Fi-Birdy

Has anyone seen that one Batman from the 60's where there's one episode with the joker and there was this one joke/thinly-disguised riddle and it's like, 'what small and weighs 60 lb.s (or something)' and Robin is immediately like, a sparrow with a machine gun and Batman's all like 'Of course, robin'. O-o where did you get that answer and how is that funny?

@ThatBackgroundSlytherin

Has anyone seen that one Batman from the 60's where there's one episode with the joker and there was this one joke/thinly-disguised riddle and it's like, 'what small and weighs 60 lb.s (or something)' and Robin is immediately like, a sparrow with a machine gun and Batman's all like 'Of course, robin'. O-o where did you get that answer and how is that funny?

HAHAHAHA!!! I remember that!