forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@-LemonTail- language

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable

You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN

THAT'S A THING?

Yeah!! You put the bag in a Milk Container so it doesn't flop everywhere!

But… like, it's literally called a "Milk Container"?

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JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

but it has to go in a bag before it gets to the glass

@spacebluelily language

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

that's….that's actually not funny? like as some one who lives in America i am seriously tired of hearing this shit

It's a legitamate point- there's so many school shootings that we've stopped talking about them-

no one has stopped talking about it. it's not like all of a sudden everyone decided "hey we should stop bringing awareness to school shootings!" because idk about you but school shootings are still be talked about everywhere. children were just killed in my state not so long ago. they were on the news. they're still talking about it. just because you don't see people discussing school shootings doesn't mean it's not happening.

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

but it has to go in a bag before it gets to the glass

No, it goes in the jug before it gets to the glass

Who puts milk in bags???

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But… like, it's literally called a "Milk Container"?

I have no idea what it's actually called. Maybe pitcher would be a better word.

@-LemonTail- language

But… like, it's literally called a "Milk Container"?

I have no idea what it's actually called. Maybe pitcher would be a better word.

I see
interesting

but
s t i l l

Deleted user

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

But… like, it's literally called a "Milk Container"?

I have no idea what it's actually called. Maybe pitcher would be a better word.

I see
interesting

but
s t i l l

It is a jug

@spacebluelily language

Pandora, my dear friend and Ally;
I desperately require your assistance.
It appears that multiple times in the past week, my nations treasured cheesecake Vault has been broken into and robbed.
I can only suspect the chicken is the culprit for this heinous crime
Please help me devise a system that is chicken proof. we must protect the cheesecakes

you have my full assistance, my dear gabs.
We will protect the cheesecake, and we will bring the thieves to justice.

Thank you, friend.

you're welcome

@-LemonTail- language

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

Deleted user

JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

but it has to go in a bag before it gets to the glass

do milk gallons just not exist???

not very common at all in Canada

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

I actually hate McDonald’s

Deleted user

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

FREKIN CANADIANS, THATS WHO
(no hate on Canadians)

Deleted user

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

I actually hate McDonald’s

noice

@spacebluelily language

(Dang, Pandora, I’m sorry to hear that.)

(it's even worse because a couple of kids died at a party after some guy came in and shot the place. and this was just last week)

@-LemonTail- language

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

I actually think the metric system makes more sense than our system
I just can’t convert it lol

@-LemonTail- language

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

I actually think the metric system makes more sense than our system
I just can’t convert it lol

Haha that's true

Deleted user

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

AT LEAST IT'S COHERENT AND FOLLOWS A STEADY PATTERN
WHAT THE FORK IS A YARD?? OR A PINT OR A QUART??