Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
At least we’re not responsible for Justin Bieber
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
cackles in freedom
At least we’re not responsible for Justin Bieber
rolls eyes in maple syrup
That thing was a mistake and was never supposed to breach containment.
Pandora, my dear friend and Ally;
I desperately require your assistance.
It appears that multiple times in the past week, my nations treasured cheesecake Vault has been broken into and robbed.
I can only suspect the chicken is the culprit for this heinous crime
Please help me devise a system that is chicken proof. we must protect the cheesecakes
you have my full assistance, my dear gabs.
We will protect the cheesecake, and we will bring the thieves to justice.
I walked away for like- 5 minutes-
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
that's….that's actually not funny? like as some one who lives in America i am seriously tired of hearing this shit
It's a legitamate point- there's so many school shootings that we've stopped talking about them-
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
EXACTLY LIKE?? HELLO MILK IN BAGS CAUSE MORE MESS THAN MILK IN CARTOONS
THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO DRANK MILK IN BAGS FOR NEARLY 13 YEARS
MILK IN CARTONS IS JuST SO MUCH EASIER
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
CARTONS… make sense!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DON'T! YOU CAN FIT MORE MILK PER FRIDGE WITH BAGS!
(i gtg guys… for like a week p-p….. sum up what happened when i get back!!)
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable
You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
CARTONS… make sense!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DON'T! YOU CAN FIT MORE MILK PER FRIDGE WITH BAGS!
HOW DO YOU EVEN OPEN THEM? OR USE THEM?? WHAT IF IT SPILLS EVERYWHERE??
IF YOU HAVE TO PUT THE DANG MILK BAG IN A MILK CONTAINER, JUST USE A FRIKIN MILK CARTON
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable
You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN
THAT'S A THING?
Yeah!! You put the bag in a Milk Container so it doesn't flop everywhere!
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable
You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN
THAT'S A THING?
JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ
Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk
Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.
laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK
scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL
As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-
ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS
WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??
It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??
CARTONS… make sense!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DON'T! YOU CAN FIT MORE MILK PER FRIDGE WITH BAGS!
HOW DO YOU EVEN OPEN THEM? OR USE THEM?? WHAT IF IT SPILLS EVERYWHERE??
YOU CUT A HOLE FOR THE MILK TO COME OUT OF, ANOTHER ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE SO IT CAN POUR PROPERLY, AND PUT IT IN THE MILK CONTAINER. VOILA. MJOLK.
