forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@spacebluelily language

sobs where is queen chicken when you need her!!!!!! hugs sparkly chicky eggs

she has abandoned you, like she abandoned her subjects at the beginning. will you really place your trust on a chicken who will continue to hurt you and her children? Will you allow such a cruel action go unpunished? My dear, matchstick. You have a choice to make. A very painful one, at that.

Join the alliance and you will be well cared for. We will provide you and any other deserters with unlimited cheesecake and the weapon of choice of our alliance, the chancla. Any refugees of team chicken will be welcomed with open arms.

Join team c r a b and you not only get immortality and power, but also a sweet knife as well! You can get revenge on the chicken if you want, or you can live a life of c r a b and not seek revenge. Team c r a b gives you not only what you want but what you need. Join us. We're worth it.

And what is immortality? A position where you will spend the rest of your life alone, having to watch your loved ones die. Is that what you truly want? Do you think your family will live forever? Fool, only her soldiers gain immortality. Not their children. What about the little baby chicken? If you join team crab, you might not be able to see them. Is joining them really the best?

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What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

@Eli-the-transboi group

Hey Eli! Wanna join the alliance between cheese cake and chancla?

;-; ima actually just stand here in the corner-

I’ll give you cheesecake

Okay- but im still standing in the corner-

@Nightmare_Eclipse language

What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

Suuuuuure

@spacebluelily language

Pandora, speaking of my own empire, I would like to offer you the position of chief diplomat in the cheesecake empire as a token of our alliance

I accept the position, Empress Gabs. As a token of my gratitude, I would like you to have my very best soldiers. They shall protect you with their lives.

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

Denny do you know to whom you’re speaking?? you are now referring to the joint might of cheesecake and chancla

@False-andrew flash_on

sobs where is queen chicken when you need her!!!!!! hugs sparkly chicky eggs

she has abandoned you, like she abandoned her subjects at the beginning. will you really place your trust on a chicken who will continue to hurt you and her children? Will you allow such a cruel action go unpunished? My dear, matchstick. You have a choice to make. A very painful one, at that.

Join the alliance and you will be well cared for. We will provide you and any other deserters with unlimited cheesecake and the weapon of choice of our alliance, the chancla. Any refugees of team chicken will be welcomed with open arms.

Join team c r a b and you not only get immortality and power, but also a sweet knife as well! You can get revenge on the chicken if you want, or you can live a life of c r a b and not seek revenge. Team c r a b gives you not only what you want but what you need. Join us. We're worth it.

And what is immortality? A position where you will spend the rest of your life alone, having to watch your loved ones die. Is that what you truly want? Do you think your family will live forever? Fool, only her soldiers gain immortality. Not their children. What about the little baby chicken? If you join team crab, you might not be able to see them. Is joining them really the best?

keep in mind, i didn't mention all the benefits. i listed the best. your entire family will be safe from all harm within the walls of the C R A B fortress. they will achieve great things, like their parents. and the people that have joined me are not my soldiers, they are my family, and always will be.

@IamNOTachickenok

TEAM CHICKEN WILL FOREVER BE SUPERIOR! FOR I ONLY HAD TO TAKE A MOMENTARY MOMENT OF LEAVING-NESS SO I COULD CREATE A PAGE-BY-PAGE DETAILED SUMMARY FOR ARROW WHEN THEY GET BACK

I DO HAVE A SOUL

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CHICKEN HELP cries in being pressured to join another side

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

Pandora, speaking of my own empire, I would like to offer you the position of chief diplomat in the cheesecake empire as a token of our alliance

I accept the position, Empress Gabs. As a token of my gratitude, I would like you to have my very best soldiers. They shall protect you with their lives.

Thank you, my friend. This alliance will be treasured among my people, as will your friendship.

@spacebluelily language

What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

Peasants? Ha! You make me laugh, Danny. What would a lowly team such as crab have against two powerful, and royal teams such as Cheesecake and Chancla?

Let me tell you.

Nothing. They have nothing.

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TEAM CHICKEN WILL FOREVER BE SUPERIOR! FOR I ONLY HAD TO TAKE A MOMENTARY MOMENT OF LEAVING-NESS SO I COULD CREATE A PAGE-BY-PAGE DETAILED SUMMARY FOR ARROW WHEN THEY GET BACK

I DO HAVE A SOUL

hallelujah

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What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

Peasants? Ha! You make me laugh, Danny. What would a lowly team such as crab have against two powerful, and royal teams such as Cheesecake and Chancla?

Let me tell you.

Nothing. They have nothing.

it's DENNY you uncultured SWINE

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What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

Denny do you know to whom you’re speaking?? you are now referring to the joint might of cheesecake and chancla

Joint might, shoint shmight! Even your joint might cannot ever hope to come close to reaching the power and unity of the c r a b.