forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@False-andrew flash_on

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

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sits in the corner, lonely, eating cheesecake

do not be lonely, sadeeq! look around you! appreciate all this beautiful chaos!

@False-andrew flash_on

I know Gabs is on Cheesecake, I believe Gemma said they were team Crab? And I'm assuming Chicken is on team Chicken. That's all I know.
Oooh, reasons to join? Do tell!

im the leader of C R A B

but… reasons?? or none do you have?

next page! (this page)

Deleted user

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

Deleted user

sits in the corner, lonely, eating cheesecake

do not be lonely, sadeeq! look around you! appreciate all this beautiful chaos!

Mm
c h a o s

delicious indeed, eh?

@spacebluelily language

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

@False-andrew flash_on

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

C R A B

@spacebluelily language

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

look team chancla has that and so much more!

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I don't know what this is, but I'm in love

JOIN TEAM CHICKEN

NO, JOIN TEAM CHANCLA

CHICKEN

CHANCLA

CHICKEN

CHANCLA

CHICKEN WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

@-LemonTail- language

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

gasp
This is not good.

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

I shake your hand and give you a cheesecake

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

gasp
This is not good.

And remind me what inferior team you have decided to join?

Deleted user

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

good, good, come join me- you get a free knife as well-

knife?? I'm sold. C r a b it is!

Deleted user

ANTI_CHICKEN!!! COME QUICK!!!! OUR ENEMIES HAVE PITTED AGAINST US!!! WE NEED YOUR WISE COUNCIL!!!!

@spacebluelily language

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

I shake your hand and give you a cheesecake

i shake your hand and give you a chancla

@False-andrew flash_on

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

look team chancla has that and so much more!

how can you have more??? we're offering the position of ELDER GOD for effs sake!

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

I shake your hand and give you a cheesecake

i shake your hand and give you a chancla

What are your numbers? who are your generals?

@False-andrew flash_on

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

good, good, come join me- you get a free knife as well-

knife?? I'm sold. C r a b it is!

yay! hands you a 10 inch dagger

@DancingWithMyDemons business

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

Gemma, do you promise not to stab me in the back?