forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@-LemonTail- language

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

Deleted user

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

loyalty is indeed admirable

@False-andrew flash_on

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

Deleted user

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

@-LemonTail- language

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.

@False-andrew flash_on

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

I shake my head sorrowfully it is only the natural course of things, First Commander Denny of the Crab Crusaders. . . if you do not join with us, you are a heretic of the Faith and Doctrines of the Crab.

Deleted user

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

@False-andrew flash_on

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.

I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.

@False-andrew flash_on

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

Deleted user

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

Deleted user

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

I shake my head sorrowfully it is only the natural course of things, First Commander Denny of the Crab Crusaders. . . if you do not join with us, you are a heretic of the Faith and Doctrines of the Crab.

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

@-LemonTail- language

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.

I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.

So now you shall kill me? Since I didn't join your forces?

@False-andrew flash_on

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.

I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.

So now you shall kill me? Since I didn't join your forces?

I smile radiantly Only if you wish it. Otherwise you shall remain a Heretic.

@False-andrew flash_on

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

Deleted user

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

Deleted user

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

throws sword at Gemma