cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
loyalty is indeed admirable
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
I shake my head sorrowfully it is only the natural course of things, First Commander Denny of the Crab Crusaders. . . if you do not join with us, you are a heretic of the Faith and Doctrines of the Crab.
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.
I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.
eats a random penny off the ground
casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range
whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R
HEY
I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.
eats a random penny off the ground
You now have luck for 24 hours.
casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range
whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R
HEY
I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.
crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
I shake my head sorrowfully it is only the natural course of things, First Commander Denny of the Crab Crusaders. . . if you do not join with us, you are a heretic of the Faith and Doctrines of the Crab.
I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed
(im going to write out the Crab Bible now- any and all who wish to see the joyous word of the Elder Crab may see it-)
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.
I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.
So now you shall kill me? Since I didn't join your forces?
eats a random penny off the ground
No- Clover spit it out-
does that weird dog thing and runs off with the penny in my mouth
I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed
I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.
cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…
join me
Why should I?
because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife
Intriguing…
indeed- do you accept?
chanting accept accept accept
I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.
of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.
a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror
Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.
I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.
So now you shall kill me? Since I didn't join your forces?
I smile radiantly Only if you wish it. Otherwise you shall remain a Heretic.
(i also love how ive now effectively made a religion and have started a crusade-)