I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.

I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.

So now you shall kill me? Since I didn't join your forces?

I smile radiantly Only if you wish it. Otherwise you shall remain a Heretic.

Then I shall. What you are a part of now… it's nothing I would be proud of.

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

throws sword at Gemma

I knock it out of the air and phase out of existance before phasing back in and knocking Ghostie's head off her shoulders Divine retribution. "ANd the Crab sayeth, whoever harms you shall recieve punishment sevenfold."

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?

because- consults notes free everything, eternal family and you get a cool knife

Intriguing…

indeed- do you accept?

chanting accept accept accept

I regret to inform you that I do not accept. I must stay loyal to my empire.

of course, of course. . . though i regret to inform you that you have now been declared a "heretic" and you will never be able to join our joyous cause.

a crowd of witnesses gasps in horror

Fine. I would never wish to join you, anyway.

I sigh sorrowfully, slamming the butt of my warhammer against the ground; a wave of kinetic energy radiates out from the one hit Do not despair, though. . . for through the rites of sanctified death, you may purify your soul and be known as a Saint.

So now you shall kill me? Since I didn't join your forces?

I smile radiantly Only if you wish it. Otherwise you shall remain a Heretic.

Then I shall. What you are a part of now… it's nothing I would be proud of.

I sigh sorrowfully Then the next time we meet, it will be on the field of battle.

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

I very much wish to receive this gift

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

I very much wish to receive this gift

I nod I command thee to kneel and bow your head, raising your hands above your head, palms up and ready.

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I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

I very much wish to receive this gift

I nod I command thee to kneel and bow your head, raising your hands above your head, palms up and ready.

I do so

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

throws sword at Gemma

I knock it out of the air and phase out of existance before phasing back in and knocking Ghostie's head off her shoulders Divine retribution. "ANd the Crab sayeth, whoever harms you shall recieve punishment sevenfold."

Ghost screeches of rage as I fall over, my head disappearing and reappearing back on my neck

scoffs and catches my sword someone woke up with an attitude.

(I have to go I fare thee well)

(fare thee well, Heretic-)

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EvErYtHiNg At OnCe

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i started a religion and a crusade

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i started a religion and a crusade

Bad idea.

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i started a religion and a crusade

Omg xcan I have a sword to ade in the crucade?

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

I very much wish to receive this gift

I nod I command thee to kneel and bow your head, raising your hands above your head, palms up and ready.

I do so

I place a divine longsword into your hands You have accepted the divine gift of the Crabsword. Weild it well.

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

throws sword at Gemma

I knock it out of the air and phase out of existance before phasing back in and knocking Ghostie's head off her shoulders Divine retribution. "ANd the Crab sayeth, whoever harms you shall recieve punishment sevenfold."

Ghost screeches of rage as I fall over, my head disappearing and reappearing back on my neck

scoffs and catches my sword someone woke up with an attitude.

I sigh You nearly eviscerated me and have the gall to say I have an attitude?

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

I very much wish to receive this gift

I nod I command thee to kneel and bow your head, raising your hands above your head, palms up and ready.

I do so

I place a divine longsword into your hands You have accepted the divine gift of the Crabsword. Weild it well.

I stand solemnly I will

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i started a religion and a crusade

Omg xcan I have a sword to ade in the crucade?

I smile brightly Nothing as grand as First Commander Denny's sword, but you shall be gifted the Pincer.

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

throws sword at Gemma

I knock it out of the air and phase out of existance before phasing back in and knocking Ghostie's head off her shoulders Divine retribution. "ANd the Crab sayeth, whoever harms you shall recieve punishment sevenfold."

Ghost screeches of rage as I fall over, my head disappearing and reappearing back on my neck

scoffs and catches my sword someone woke up with an attitude.

I sigh You nearly eviscerated me and have the gall to say I have an attitude?

Dude, chill out, it was an accident. sips coffee as if nothing happened

I HAVE ONCE AGAIN RETURNED

*strokes my babies *

I understand, O Leader, but it does not make it any easier to see this poor soul's fate sealed

I nod I am saddened too, but it must be done.

Then so be it

I smile I have a special, extra gift for thee, if you so wish to recieveth it.

I very much wish to receive this gift

I nod I command thee to kneel and bow your head, raising your hands above your head, palms up and ready.

I do so

I place a divine longsword into your hands You have accepted the divine gift of the Crabsword. Weild it well.

I stand solemnly I will

I laugh delightedly Now go forth. I shall be right behind you. Slaughter the Chickens. Slaughter the pitiful ranks of the Chanclas. Destroy the armies of the Cheesecake.

casually spins sword, nearly decapitating anyone within range

whacks ghostie with my W A R H A M M E R

HEY

I look at Ghostie imperiously You nearly destroyed my divine visage. You are lucky you escaped with a tap.

crosses arms well, you were the one within range of my sword.

I scowl Slander.

throws sword at Gemma

I knock it out of the air and phase out of existance before phasing back in and knocking Ghostie's head off her shoulders Divine retribution. "ANd the Crab sayeth, whoever harms you shall recieve punishment sevenfold."

Ghost screeches of rage as I fall over, my head disappearing and reappearing back on my neck

scoffs and catches my sword someone woke up with an attitude.

I sigh You nearly eviscerated me and have the gall to say I have an attitude?

Dude, chill out, it was an accident. sips coffee as if nothing happened

An accident that nearly ended with a divine being's death.

An accident that nearly ended with a divine being's death.

So? I don’t care. chill, yet annoying, ghostie grin

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i started a religion and a crusade

Omg xcan I have a sword to ade in the crucade?

I smile brightly Nothing as grand as First Commander Denny's sword, but you shall be gifted the Pincer.

Thank you mom