forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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what kind of cult is The Blade

The Blades. Sounds perfect. What a great name. Do I know what it is? Well the name seems to tell enough.

lol– one of my old flames txted me out of the blue.

like a guy I went on a few dates years ago before we decided just to be friends and then we kinda drifted apart because of school and stuff…
Anyway.
We were chatting and he asked me for coffee and I was like "Dude. I'm in Washington now."

His response killed me. XD

"Oh shit! E, you're dead."
two seconds later
"I didn't get to smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash. 😭"
two more seconds later
"Wanna get coffee in Hell?"
five seconds later
"Wait– you have a boyfriend. Why did I just ask you out?"

Me: What is happening?

10 second later

"WANNA GET COFFEE AS FRIENDS IN HELL WITH SATAN?"
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How do I attract all the weird people?

The Blade is a block in Seattle where all the drugs, prostitutes, and homeless kinda hang out.

It's not cool. Nor is it safe.

"I didn't get to smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash. 😭"

Wheeze

The Blade is a block in Seattle where all the drugs, prostitutes, and homeless kinda hang out.

It's not cool. Nor is it safe.

But you gotta admit, bookwise, it's hella cool.

Aaaaaand the Corona virus is officially loose in my city!

Yeehaw!

Y e e h a w

following your favorite store on insta is great until they post about a new shirt they started selling and suddenly you need to leave your home to run to the mall and buy it

coronavirus can suck my left toe

bruh do you watch John Cena?

following your favorite store on insta is great until they make another post of their stunning interior and all the fancy smancy art supplies that are on sale and you cry because it's in Japan and you, unfortunately, are not in Japan

I don't have an insta, but no virus will stop me from racing to Barnes and Noble when the TROS novelization drops. In the words of Han Solo, "I'll see you in Hell."

Y'all I finally drew something I like
But it's just a sketch rn and I'm finna fuck it up with lineart and color
But I want it to keep looking nice
sigh

If I see one more meme about people with corona getting the urge to travel the world, I'm going to scream

My hatred of newbies has been rekindled, folks

Is this about the Venting Chat scenario?

Someone call Harvard, the man's a genius

Someone call Harvard, the man's a genius

this made me cackle
pickles I love you

Someone call Harvard, the man's a genius

Gee thanks.

Someone call Harvard, the man's a genius

Gee thanks.

It was a joke. I didn't mean to offend you, sorry

you and Google Chrom are really getting on my nerves right now, Nie

Pickles, I’m not new here

Pickles, I’m not new here

And? You kind of are, and this is the first time I've seen you.

you and Google Chrom are really getting on my nerves right now, Nie

Hmm. Are you willing to share why? Well, the me part of this anyway. I don't really care about Google Chrom.