forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Auria: No.

GASP
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A CHARACTER NAMED THIS
PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR AURIA

Yes, and please don't derail this chat to do so :)

We… did it in a private message. One excited reply over a shared rare character name isn’t going to derail a thread as popular as this one, though I do respect that you’re the creator of it and have authority over what goes on in it. I am aware that I probably should initiated a private message myself with that comment included; I’m sorry that I didn’t think of that before. I’m not part of any sites with forums like this one that also have private messages, I’m still learning proper etiquette for when to use them on this neat little site :)

Vivian: Are you going to help us or are we just going to sit around and point fingers?
Oleander: I was thinking we could point fingers for a bit.

Solas: You come into my palace, you disrespect my rules, and you are-

Solas, looking at Lune:..You are wrapped up in my cape

Lune: go ahead and stop me pretty boy, whatcha gonna do-

Reese: Ethan… why are you pretending to be related to this random guy?
Ethan: We need money!
Reese: So you're scamming him?
Ethan: Ehhh, it's more like… just stealing from him?
Reese: Are you serious!?
Ethan: Why not? We already essentially stole Minnie!
Minnie: Hi
Reese: We didn't steal her, she can talk and think for herself.
Minnie: I wanna steal shit
~
Minnie: Why are you on the floor?
Ethan: I'm depressed.
Minnie:
Ethan:
Ethan: Also I was stabbed, can you get Arthur please?
~
Ethan: Hey Sage,
Sage: Yeah?
Ethan: Do you think a person can breathe inside a washing machine when it's on?
Sage:
Sage: Where's Minnie?
~
Minnie (texting Ethan): HELP, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED.
Ethan: What?? Where are you???
Minnie: I'm in a car. With a stranger. Help.
Ethan: Okay, hold on, I'm calling Sage.
Sage (answering her phone): Heyo.
Ethan: Where's Minnie, she said she was being kidnapped-
Sage: Wha- she's right next to me?? Oh my god, hold on-
Sage (muffled): IT'S JUST A HAIRCUT, MINNIE!
Minnie: WHO ARE YOU!?
~
Minnie: Look, I'm gonna need a human skull. Don't ask questions.
Ethan: Only if you don't ask either.
Ethan: (pulls out seven clean human skulls) Take your pick.
Minnie:
Ethan:
Minnie: This one is fine-
~
Ethan: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Reese: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Ethan: I have NEVER heard you laugh before!
Reese: I've never heard you say anything funny.
~
Sage: That's honestly one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut-
Minnie: You would eat yourself?
Sage: I wouldn't even question it.
~
Minnie: Does letting someone win at Monopoly count as sapiosexual bottoming?
Reese: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak-
~
Ethan: Died and came back as a cowboy.
Ethan: I call that reintarnation.
~
Sage: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Minnie: You and me!
Sage: (tearing up) Okay

[At the bookstore]
Lucille: Do you have any books on turtles?
Librarian: Hardback?
Lucille: Yeah with the little heads.

Iris, sighing: What gets out Kool-aid stains?
Sibyl: ….Well we already know the opposite color Kool-aid doesn't work.

Hugo: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end.
Zachary: Yes you can.
Hugo: Shut up nerd.

Blazh: Someone stuck a funny hat on my head.
Blazh: I'm going to leave it there.
Blazh: This is who I am now.

Adrian: You have a face.
Dahlia: Yes? I do?
Adrian: I mean a nice face. You have a pretty nice face.
Dahlia: Thanks?
Adrian: Please accept my attempt of flirting. I don't know what I am doing.

Therese: I've spent the last two hours worried that you were bleeding to death in a ditch. Now that I know you're okay, I just want you to be bleeding to death in a ditch.
Nich: Aw, you missed me.

Violet: No, see, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. So people don't get hurt.
Jonah: Well, yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you have a lumpy rug, and that creates a tripping hazard…open yourself up to lawsuits.
Violet:
Jonah: Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking.

Clyde, to Hazel: You’re becoming dangerous, Hazel. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.

Clyde: You know, I think the rich should get robbed at least once a week.
Everett: Why?
Clyde: Builds character.

Robert: So, it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now. C'mon sport, let's grill footballs.

Everett: Say it.
Clyde: No.
Everett: Say it!
Clyde: I already did!
Everett: Yes, but I'm not tired of hearing it yet.
Clyde: ….Fine. Thank you for saving my ass back there.
Everett: You're welcome.

Clyde: One day I’m going to say “fight me” and someone is just going to fucking deck me.
Mike: Believe me, that day is closer than you think.

Dottie: When I first saw Clive, I was like "How is he still single?!"
Dottie: Then I got to know him and I was like "huh. makes sense now."

Gracelyn: Are you going to help us or are we just going to sit around and point fingers?
Hex: I was thinking we could point fingers for a bit.

Auria: Why are you on the floor?
Jesse: I'm depressed.
Auria:
Jesse:
Jesse: Also I was stabbed, can you get Clem please?

Delphinia: Hey Jess…
Jesse: Yeah?
Delphinia: Do you think a person can breathe inside a washing machine when it's on?
Jesse:
Jesse: Where's Gracelyn?

Gracelyn: What gets out Kool-aid stains?
Jesse: Well we already know the opposite color Kool-aid doesn't work.

Hex: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end.
Gracelyn: Yes you can.
Hex: Shut up nerd.

Delphinia: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!
Jesse: Maybe the real treasure was the gun we found along the way.

Jesse: Now are we AmeriCAN or AmeriCAN'T?
Delphinia:
Delphinia: I'm Meightonian-

Jesse: We're going to have to pretend to be a couple.
Delphinia: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW MY FANFIC STARTED

Shane: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.
Eric: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Memphis, singing: So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Jay, bleeding out and singing along: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
Memphis: So, tell me what you want, what you really really want!
Jay, passing out: I wanna… I wanna… I wa…
Memphis:
Memphis, turning to Craig: So, tell me what you want, what you-
Craig, also bleeding out: I really want an ambulance.
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Eric: where did LabRat go?
Memphis: in Shanes room to "study"
Eric: I doubt it,
Eric: I hear groans in there
Colton and Shane: [strangling each other]
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Jay: Alright, meet back here at 2 P.M. dull.
Dennis: Dull?
Craig: You don’t have to be here at two sharp- [turns to Jay] I am so sick of your bullshit.
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Eric: Dennis, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Dennis: LabRat, Doe wants you to get out of the house.
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Memphis: I bet I could take you.
Colton, smirking: oh, yeah?
Shane: i-in a fight, right?
Colton & Memphis:
Shane: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?
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Markus, waking up: where am I?
Shane, sarcastically: heaven.
Markus: oh…
Markus:
Markus: didn't think you'd be here.

Matthew: It's dark, I'm scared
Sophie: Don't worry I got this (stomps foot) (sketcher light up)

Kelly: Crimes?
Dawn: Crimes.

Micheal: I bet you like SAO unironically

Ava: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.
Valerie: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Sophie: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!
Ava: Maybe the real treasure was the gun we found along the way.

Benji: Brook, if you're reading this-
Robby: Brook can read?
Benji: um, Rocky, if you're reading this to Brook-
Robby: Rocky can't read.
Benji:
Benji: Dakota, if you're-
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Willbur: We need to distract these guys for a while.
Collyn: Leave it to me.
Collyn: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ike & Chester: [Immediately begin arguing]
Willbur: … What the fuck is happening?
Collyn: They both have very niche interests.
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Rocky: Why are you always walking around?
Rocky: Like, don't you have parents?
Dakota: What are parents?
Rocky:
Rocky: I see.
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Gordon, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Jude, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Fraser: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Jude: playing systemic oppression.
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Herbert, holding a camera: Fraz, you'll play my father
Fraser: I don't want to be your father.
Herbert: Perfect, you've already read your lines

Jackson: Alright, meet back here at 2 P.M. dull.
Henry: Dull?
Geneva: You don’t have to be here at two sharp-
Geneva, turning to Jackson: I am so sick of your bullshit.

Oscar, waking up: Where am I?
Douglas, sarcastically: Heaven.
Oscar: Oh…
Oscar:
Oscar: Didn't think you'd be here.

Mikal: You have 10 seconds to name 5 deadly animals, go!
Jenna: King cobra, mosquito, poison dart frog, black widow, Theodore. Time?
Mikal: 7 seconds.
Tristan: Good job, that's 4 seconds faster than last time.
Theodore: I'm sorry, are we just ignoring the fact she included me on that list?

Mikal, waking up: Where am I?
Jenna, sarcastically: Heaven.
Mikal: Oh…
Mikal:
Mikal: Didn't think you'd be here.

Katrina: How dumb do they think we are.
Mia: Sometimes Natalie leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list

(When friends visit)
Mikal: You're very welcome to stay you know
Pinkie: Yes, please do, we have lots of food!
Stain: And drinks!
Jenna: And hospitality.
Theodore: More like hostility.

Tana, speaking to Jenna: Just be yourself! Say something nice.
Mikal: Pick one, she can't do both.

Cheyanne: Nobody say a word!
[silence]
Katrina: Fergalicious.
Cheyanne: I said no words!
Katrina: Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago we were playing Scrabble, its not a word, now suddenly its a word because its convenient for you!

Script: You have 10 seconds to name 5 deadly animals, go!
Chrome: King cobra, mosquito, poison dart frog, black widow, Digit. Time?
Script: 7 seconds.
Alpha: Good job, that's 4 seconds faster than last time.
Digit: I'm sorry, are we just ignoring the fact she included me on that list?

Kels: You have ten seconds to name five deadly animals, go!
Kay: King cobra, mosquito, poison dart frog, black widow, Tabitha. Time?
Addie: Seven seconds.
Imogen: Good job, that's four seconds faster than last time.
Tabitha: Are we just ignoring the fact they included me on that list?

Silvie, waking up: Where am I?
Bastian, sarcastically: Heaven.
Silvie: Oh…
Silvie:
Silvie: Didn't think you'd be here.

Matthew: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Kate: Pick one, I can't do both.

Caleb: How are you?
Gerard, cheerfully: Oh, just like the weather!
Gerard: Miserable.

Caleb: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Crispin: Pick one, I can't do both.

Gerard: You have ten seconds to name five deadly animals, go!
Kit: King cobra, mosquito, poison dart frog, black widow, Crispin. Time?
Gerard: Seven seconds.
Adelia: Good job, that's four seconds faster than last time.
Crispin: Are we just ignoring the fact they included me on that list?

Ravina, waking up: Where am I?
Milo, sarcastically: Heaven.
Ravina: Oh…
Ravina:
Ravina: Didn't think you'd be here.

these are my friends’ characters but

Azure: How are you?
Paige, cheerfully: Oh, just like the weather!
Azure: Miserable.

Minnie: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Reese: Wha- you're 16-
Minnie: DEATH CAN COME FOR YOU AT ANY TIME, REESE
~
Ethan: I just slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Sage: Ethan, that's a coma-
Ethan: Sounds festive.
~
Sage: Minnie… Why is there a pentagram drawn on the floor?
Minnie: Your text said to satanize the house before you returned.
Sage:
Sage: I wrote sanitize, Minnie.
~
Reese: I prevented a murder today.
Ethan: Really? How'd you do that?
Reese: Self control.
~
Minnie: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Reese: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Sage: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
~
Reese: What do we think of Minnie?
Ethan:
Sage:
Reese:
Ethan: (sighs) Nice pal.
Sage: I think she's gay.
~
Sage: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Ethan: Not if they consent to it.
Reese: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Minnie: YES??!!?
~
Minnie: Made you all playlists!
Minnie: Reese, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Minnie: Sage, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Minnie: And Ethan has the ABBA Gold album.
~
Sage: Die.
Minnie: Please don't die!
Sage: DIE!
Minnie: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Reese (confused): Why are they yelling at a plant?
Ethan (watching while eating popcorn): They bought it together and Minnie wants Sage to accept it as their kid.
~
Sage: Why are you like this??
Minnie: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
~
Sage: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Minnie: But what if something else happens just this one time.
~
Reese: (raises eyebrows)
Ethan: You put those back down!
~
Reese: What has this planet ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Ethan: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives on it!

Frank: What scares you the most?
Eva: Spiders
Kit: Rats
Gerard: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death.
Leo:….Gerard.

Brook, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket, ma'am?
Benji: do you think other people can't hear you?
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Memphis: last week, I accidently slept with Eric.
Shane: ,,,Really?
Memphis: yea,,,
Shane: You accidently slept with Eric?
Memphis: yes
Shane: Accidently?
Memphis: yes.
Shane: w
Shane: did you trip??
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Myer: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Willbur: It isn’t smirking, they're imagining it.
Myer: Three of us saw it, Will. How do you explain that?
Willbur: [points at Ike] Sleep deprivation. [points at Leo] Paranoia. [points at Collyn] personality disorder.
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Craig: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eric: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Craig: I'm moving out, and I'M TAKING JACK WITH ME-
Jay, picking up the monopoly board: I think we should stop
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Jay: the boys haven't eaten their sandwiches
Memphis: ok, just throw them out
Jay, later: [helping the boys to pack their suitcases] look i'm as surprised as you are
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Dakota: [throws the ball to Brook]
Dakota: Alright; now throw it back!!
Brook: [throws it back]
Dakota:
Dakota: I meant the fucking ball.

Robert, talking about Clyde: That kid is going places.
Robert: It might be to prison but he’s going places.

Violet: Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead.

Bastian: I know you and I don’t have the best relationship…
Clare: You mean I hate you and you hate me?
Bastian: Right.
Clare: Right.

Robert: But listen, it's probably nothing. If we had to shut down for every mysterious event that at least one death could be attributed to, we'd never have time to do anything, right?

Samuel: Criminals are hungry, stupid people.
Simultaneously
Nell: That's a hurtful stereotype!
Therese: Hey! I’m hungry and stupid and I’m not a criminal!

Hazel: Well, I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.
Jane: Kicked out?
Hazel: Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

Bastian: Bro-
Isaak: I had your tongue in my mouth five minutes ago, don't you dare call me "bro."

Luci, to Bee: I can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it’s been pointed out to me that that’s, you know, insane.
Ezra: I said “quirky.”

Clare: You’re becoming dangerous, Silvie. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.

Clyde: This forest is old. Very old.
Everett: Miller, I know you think you're helping, but be quiet.
Clyde: I don't think I'm helping.

Robert: So, it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, we're your dads now.
Joseph: C'mon sports, let's grill some footballs.

Ms. Hayes: This plan of yours…one assumes it's entirely legal?
Jane: Of course.
Clyde: Entirely.
Ms. Hayes: Right. Wasn’t here. Didn’t know about it. Couldn’t have stopped you.

Everett: I'm tired.
Jane: Same.
Clyde: Same.
Alyssa: Same.
Violet: Same.
Everett: Glad we're all on the same page.

Richard: I want to change the world.
Sarah: For the better?
Richard:
Sarah: Answer me, please.

Ansel, running towards the balcony: I NEED TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW I'M PLAYING TAG WITH KIRA AND I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT!
Darius: So you’re going to jump out of a two story window?
Jon: That's called determination.
Oliver: I’ll bar the door shut so she won’t be able to catch up with you.

Everett: Having three friends is a lot of work.

John: You played me like a fiddle.
Jane: Oh no, fiddles are actually really hard to play.
Clyde: She played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

Livia: I never know what’s going on and I believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that.

Vi: I may be short but that doesn't mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god.

Sarah: Wow, I can't believe you broke the bed last night. Must have been crazy!
Violet: Haha, yeah…
Last night
Jonah: I bet you can't jump and touch the ceiling.
Violet: Fucking watch me!

Grady: You’re looking a little unsteady there.
Clive, drunk: Says the guy with three heads.

Everett: I’ve never been in a snowball fight.
Alyssa: Really?
Everett: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a points system, or is it to the death?

Everett: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.
Clyde, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at him: That’s beautiful.

Oleander: Due to personal reasons I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Jude: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary?
Jude: Because, on one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhh boy. Oh boy.
Joseph: Jude, it’s 2am. We’ve talked about this-

Rista: There is a strict no-animals policy at this cavern.
Bastian: Okay.
Kath: Except for Karr's pet cat.
Kath: And Isaak's high horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.

Everett: We can’t guard against every act of malfeasance. We have to do what we can when we can.
Clyde: Malfeasance. Damn, Monroe, do you read the dictionary for fun?
Everett: I also know the words "nuisance" and "irritant."

Calla: You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.

Hey, by any chance, could we, like… spoiler tag the NSFW ones? It’s easy to do and helps keep the chat more… kid friendly, I guess. I don’t mean to be rude here, I just wasn’t expecting to read that kind of stuff right now and I really wouldn’t like to if it can be helped.

No

not every chat has to be "kid friendly"

Kay: You don't have to be so humble.
Addie: But seriously, I'm not so good at it.
Kay: Well you're the only one here who knows CPR and he's dying so-

Sybil: Happy birthday to one of my best friends in the whole world, the amazing Livia Friedman!
Levi, Livia's twin: Wow, okay.

The Director: I have a lot of followers.
Kay: What app?
The Director: App? Oh, honey, I'm the leader of a cult.

Hank: I don’t judge people.
Also Hank: Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. None of you are free of sin. See you in hell.

Tabitha: Who doesn't want to be powerful? Who doesn't want blood sacrifices made in their name?

Niklos: You look tired.
Grady: I didn’t get much sleep last night.
Niklos: Were you doing something cool?
Grady: Does worrying count?
Niklos: No.

Clyde: Hey, did you sleep okay?
Jane: No but I drank four cups of green tea, so I think I can do this.

Clyde: We're doomed.
Everett: Well, you’ve lived a good life, right?
Clyde: I'm eighteen.
Everett: I said good, not long.

Mike: Get on my level.
Jane: Unfortunately, to get on your level I'd need a pair of cinder block shoes and a boatride to the Marianas Trench.
Hazel:…….holy shit.

Percy: Oh, I never brag.
Byron: You once called your face "proof of the gods' existence."