@Knight-Shives group
(ooooooh, Yep…. Had some mechanical babies for health though I took an egg instead. but Fenris wished to drop kick hers across a football field then drop it off of a roof.)
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@Pickles group
(ah)
@Knight-Shives group
(Yep…)
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Today's gender of the day is Kraken.
@Knight-Shives group
"It's russian roulette but with your body."
( @Fenris-has-wolfish-tendencies )
@Fenrir
(hi, yeah, true things I've said today)
@Mojack group
“I’m gonna tie whoever that was to the top of the bus.”
@Fenrir
"The abuse lights have gone off boys!"
@Brynkadavsky_Is_The_Worst_But_Back
"You're dead, deal with it."
@Fenrir
"18 years old, matricide"
FUN!
Shut it John, no one asked your opinion!
@Knight-Shives group
"If you say pyro enough you are one"
@Knight-Shives group
I have been let out of the basement for one day today. I just needed to tell you. Don't. Drink. The. Purple. Cheeze itz. They don't taste like tomatoes
@Yamatsu
Y'know, I don't think I want the context for that one.
@Knight-Shives group
Ok
@Fenrir
Wheeze
@Knight-Shives group
Sigh
@GameMaster group
"JANICE IS STABBING ME."
@Fenrir
Janice "sorry! It was the only way to get the jellybeans out!"
@GameMaster group
(well that's not really it but i like the response anyway)
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Kidneys are now jellybeans. Got it.
@Fenrir
(yep!)
Chinchilla! Crap no I meant Chihuahua!
@Pickles group
The dad: this hat belonged to someone named Claire
5yo: where did we get it?
Dad: I don't know where it came from
5yo: China?!
Dad: uhh probably originally
(It was-they looked)
Dad: there's a lot of people in China
5yo: how many? Like EIGHTEEN?!
Dad: that times…18 thousand
@Pickles group
Me: well we've babysat her before
Dad: would you trust the girls in the back with your life?
5yo: frantically shakes head no
Me: :(
Dad: do you believe it was her that did that?
5yo: smacks dad's butt and starts to hit at his legs no
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Mom: And here I am, standing in a bush!
Me: That’s not a bush. You can’t just say that everything is a bush!
Mom: Well I said that it is a bush so now it is a bush!
@fruitbatsandearlgrey
"Go get a rutabaga. Go get it."
@Starfast group
"I hope he breathes all over your face."
@Brynkadavsky_Is_The_Worst_But_Back
"My boyfriend has the prettiest tail, like red caramel."
@Knight-Shives group
"Please just give him all the food!"
@Fenrir
"I killed Mufasa" she whispered against their ear as she akwardly hugged the stranger
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“If I lost all my teeth in my bed, it would be bad and there would be blood and that would be hurt a lot”