forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
Biden/Trump flashbacks
Oh my gold yes
On Youtube I’ve gotten ones about shaving your ballsack
It was especially weird because it was after a conversation about shaving
I’m not a fucking guy though
I’ve also gotten the “yOu’ReNOt a DiSh; yOu’rE a MAn!”
I GOT THE DISH ONE TODAY!!!
OMG DISH BUDDIES
But the thing is….. I'm secretly 17 dishes in a trench coat
shhhhh you’re gonna give away our family secret
Oh shit sorry mom-
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
Biden/Trump flashbacks
“His wotund oange tummy pwotwuded mai vison as i blushingly bwushed up at Twump-San
‘hnnga~ I-i want you to get weewected Twump-san’ I whimspsmeored”
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
Biden/Trump flashbacks
“His wotund oange tummy pwotwuded mai vison as i blushingly bwushed up at Twump-San
‘hnnga~ I-i want you to get weewected Twump-san’ I whimspsmeored”
Well that was a fun couple of sentences to read! I'm going to go drink some bleach!
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
Biden/Trump flashbacks
“His wotund oange tummy pwotwuded mai vison as i blushingly bwushed up at Twump-San
‘hnnga~ I-i want you to get weewected Twump-san’ I whimspsmeored”
I…
does that say erected or reelected or elected?
does that say erected or reelected or elected?
yes
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
Biden/Trump flashbacks
“His wotund oange tummy pwotwuded mai vison as i blushingly bwushed up at Twump-San
‘hnnga~ I-i want you to get weewected Twump-san’ I whimspsmeored”
I…
does that say erected or reelected or elected?
I'm still getting so so many ads for lingerie, from more than one advertiser now and I don't know how to make it stop. I've never looked up anything remotely yiffy wiffy wear related.
I’ve also gotten the “yOu’ReNOt a DiSh; yOu’rE a MAn!”
What?
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
uwu it'sh ok, we can aww tyake turns iff it meens geting u Ow0
it can b ouw wittwe secwet~
d-da wussiansh awen't d onwy 1s ho can iwwegawwy intewfewe iff u no wat i'm getting at >//w//>
On Youtube I’ve gotten ones about shaving your ballsack
same
and "manly" glasses with bottle openers built into them, cause nothing says MANLY like OPENING BEER with the same device you use to SEE
most of which with the same actor
Beautiful.
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
uwu it'sh ok, we can aww tyake turns iff it meens geting u Ow0
it can b ouw wittwe secwet~
d-da wussiansh awen't d onwy 1s ho can iwwegawwy intewfewe iff u no wat i'm getting at >//w//>
uwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuu Twump-san dowesn’t wike to shawe tho!!,!,!!! won’t he gewt jeawous, Bwoombeweg-san?
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
uwu it'sh ok, we can aww tyake turns iff it meens geting u Ow0
it can b ouw wittwe secwet~
d-da wussiansh awen't d onwy 1s ho can iwwegawwy intewfewe iff u no wat i'm getting at >//w//>uwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuu Twump-san dowesn’t wike to shawe tho!!,!,!!! won’t he gewt jeawous, Bwoombeweg-san?
d onwy 1 he'ww b getting jewus uf is u
i'm suwe he'd kiww 4 my gweat big stimuwous pakage 0///u///< ~
forgot the anti-vape and political ads
those are always g r e a t.Both Joe Biden and Trump want ME to join their campaigns. It makes me feel so special
like I can't even vote my guys.Oh mood. Also Bloomberg when he was in the running.
Is this a love quadrangle?hgnnn nnn I cant jowin all of your pawties Trump-san, Biden-san and Bloombwerg-san….
b-but… i-i cant choose
uwu it'sh ok, we can aww tyake turns iff it meens geting u Ow0
it can b ouw wittwe secwet~
d-da wussiansh awen't d onwy 1s ho can iwwegawwy intewfewe iff u no wat i'm getting at >//w//>uwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuu Twump-san dowesn’t wike to shawe tho!!,!,!!! won’t he gewt jeawous, Bwoombeweg-san?
d onwy 1 he'ww b getting jewus uf is u
i'm suwe he'd kiww 4 my gweat big stimuwous pakage 0///u///< ~
gnawhhh~! Bwo-Bwoombweewg-san!!! U se makin me bwush!! I-i shold joins ur pawty to bes wifs u furever!
manly soap for men who don't want to smell like girls
MEN don't smell like flowers! REAL MEN smell like BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES AND A BBQ MADE OUT OF USED BULLET CASINGS!1!!
MOSt men still use the soap their mommy buys for them!!1! Is that what YOU want to smell like??? MOMMY'S LITTLE MAN???
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
buy our new MANLY soap and MANLY razor scented like MANLY things such as GUNPOWDER, ANTIFREEZE, BEAT YOUR WIFE, and FREEDOM.Bald eagle cry mixed with gunshots
S T O P
IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
i've seen those too and i swear that at this point i have every line memorized
manly soap for men who don't want to smell like girls
MEN don't smell like flowers! REAL MEN smell like BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES AND A BBQ MADE OUT OF USED BULLET CASINGS!1!!
MOSt men still use the soap their mommy buys for them!!1! Is that what YOU want to smell like??? MOMMY'S LITTLE MAN???
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
buy our new MANLY soap and MANLY razor scented like MANLY things such as GUNPOWDER, ANTIFREEZE, BEAT YOUR WIFE, and FREEDOM.Bald eagle cry mixed with gunshots
S T O P
IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THISi've seen those too and i swear that at this point i have every line memorized
"beat your wife" I-
Y'all can't say this and then not talk about how fucking weird Old Spice's instagram is. Seriously, I don't use any of their product but I follow them because their post are so goddamn weird.
I want to know.
Like, Denny's Tumblr posts weird?
Why are airplane flights so BLOODY expensive!!!
Most of mine are Trump ads and I'm like "what about the amounts of Contrapoints that I watch makes you think I'm a conservative, YouTube?"
I used to get PragerU ones too, but thankfully not anymore.
trump ads right after contrapoints videos will always be the most jarring thing. also i've been getting prageru ads lately because i've been watching big joel's videos on prageru and youtube doesn't know the difference :'(
Like, Denny's Tumblr posts weird?
pretty much, but more high quality for whatever reason
Why are airplane flights so BLOODY expensive!!!
Probs because maintenance and fuel are a lot, along with all the workers that need pay. And also probably a bit of because they can.
Most of mine are Trump ads and I'm like "what about the amounts of Contrapoints that I watch makes you think I'm a conservative, YouTube?"
I used to get PragerU ones too, but thankfully not anymore.trump ads right after contrapoints videos will always be the most jarring thing. also i've been getting prageru ads lately because i've been watching big joel's videos on prageru and youtube doesn't know the difference :'(
OH that's probably why I got them then!
I keep getting ads on youtube from this Conservative lady
idk why but I do
Like not the ones before a video but just chilling in my feed like they're actual videos