forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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tune

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Deleted user

Also don't drop a bloody weapon ANYWHERE. The blood marks/spatter it makes will help forensics identify the weapon used.

Abire

Fill a syringe with air and inject it between someone's toes. It will mimic a heart attack and no one will suspect that it was you.

Abire

Crush three cherry pits and put them in a person's drink. It is equal to the lethal dose of arsenic to kill two adult males.

Abire

When you kill them you could throw them off an unregistered boat in international waters.

Deleted user

Speaking of murder and detective stories who ships Johnlock?

Deleted user

I don't really….. that was….. a way to murder someone is wait until they die of old age?

Jessica

That sounded pretty disturbing now that I think about it. I just like reading books from the killer and cops points of view. It is always very interesting.

Can you suggest me some titles?

Deleted user

Put needles in the spikes of one of these…
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And play dodgeball.

If you're a construction worker, take this…
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And have target practice.

Take one of these…
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and shove it into their brain until they bleed to death.

Give 'em this…
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and then make them watch the movie.

Put this…
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in their hand santitizer, lotain, shampoo, ect.

Deleted user

giggles like a maniac Yeah, it'll kill you. Hehehehehe…
It'll kill you alright. Hehehehe…

Deleted user

pulls out black survival knife Hehehehehehe… pulls out TLT movie Hehehehehe…..
Wanna watcha movieee?? Heehehehehehe….

Deleted user

Hehehehehehehehe…. Too late hun, hehehe approaches with knife and movie

Deleted user

What children? It'll just be you… and the movie. Hehehehehehe… Forever…. Hehehehehe