forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

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Pew pew pew

Dissect them alive. As torture. No numbing. No sleeping pills. They will feel the full pain of it.

Nailed it amiright?
Also….that's gruesome and cool and sick as frick bruh

You're a poet and didn't know it.
"Sick as frick."

That's what happens to a character in my novel so…..?

Unfortunately I am not a sick as frick poet and struggle with it I know it and if you stick around you'll see that the only thing you'll get from me is crap

Yeah I like to torture my babies.

???? I have no idea wat u were trying ta say.

Who me? I'm jus tryin ta say I am not good at poetry no not in the slightest

My sister just stole my Chaos!!!!

wat

She stolee Chaos from mee. My fuzzball!

OHHHHHhhhhhh okay back to murder

What you are doing is wrong
So this won't take too long
Why are you doing this
I shall now be gone with my sis

That just sucked

I got my poodle back yay.
Grabs knife
Back to murder.

How has anyone not been murdered yet?

I tried to murder Sly, does that count?

Nope we're still figuring out how actually

RUBBER NEEDLE DODGEBALLL

YELL HEAH

Nice

WE're all gonna die