forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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@Natasha

About three or four years ago I judo flipped a kid who was heavier and taller than me…I've never taken martial arts in my life and the guy was just playing a harmless prank.(the early AM ramblings of Natasha have commenced.)

@Natasha

And drowning a person in hot water is better than cold water.

Okay I have this rlly weird thing(I think I read wwwaayyyy too much) but sometimes when people say things random facts and hypotheses pop into my brain and the second I saw that comment my brain exploded with facts and I just blinked for a few seconds…….does this ever happen to anyone else?

Deleted user

It kinda happens to me too, but usually with things related to biology.

@Natasha

For me it's LITERALLY ANYTHING. History, science, animals, fashion(even though my sister's the fashionista I think I spend too much time with her lol) physics, anything and everything.

shurikenwolfbadass_13

Another substitute for bullets is the plastic they use for bulletproof glass. Because it can not only stand up to being fired, but it's also not actually all glass. Fiberglass would be a good one, because it would cause splinters upon entry, while not breaking entirely. Graphine works too, because not only is it tougher, but it conducts more heat, making it muuuch hotter.

@Natasha flipping someone taller and heavier than you is better for a couple reasons…
#1 You have a lower center of gravity, and thus, can fling them over yourself easier. If you were to flip someone shorter than you, you might have to work harder to get them at the right level.
#2 While them being heavier would make it harder, once you achieve it, you can flip them with much more force by using their weight against them.

I would know, I was flipping people of all shapes and sizes myself, even before I got into martial arts.

Deleted user

Lol this is why I love being small. Also, you're not even in high school yet??

@Natasha

Mope. JJuuussttt a few more months………taps foot The I get to go to the COOLEST BOARDING SCHOOL EVER

@WolfieVampire1946

Also want to point out with these replies about syringes…
That is a quick and easy way to kill someone, but coroners and investigators often search for holes where syringes could've been used, so they'll know the person was murdered at least (You don't want them to start investigating you).

The thing is is that you have to use them in areas that wouldn't often be looked at/checked, and you can't risk nicking any bones in the process. If you use a needle, don't hit any of the bones, and put the body somewhere that it can decompose for a little while, if they find the body they (theoretically) won't be able to tell that a needle was even used. And if you use the needle in a place where they wouldn't usually look, then you have an even lesser chance of being caught.

@LuckyLemon

I am best friends with somepeeps who read and they always become obsessed and fangirling. Once one of them were crying in the middle of the library because someone in their book died. Before, I'll be at lunch casually chatting then someone has to mention a fandom then BAM! They forget I was there, they start screaming and ranting and I hate it. This is demonic! Now, I go to lunch and they have their heads burried in books and laptops writing and reading fanfic. They still fangirl and stuff and forget about me. I think the stories are taking over their lives. I don't think they are really friends if I hardly interact with them.

Deleted user

I don't know what this has to do with murder^^ Also LuckyLemon thats just part of the "phase."

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

@WolfieVampire1946

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

Agreed

@rebelwithareadingproblem

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

Agreed

Be very, very careful with your disposal…

@WolfieVampire1946

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

Agreed

Be very, very careful with your disposal…

No kidding XD