forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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@ScarletAndHerSides

^whispers^ At our school we have these tennis courts, the more later the time is, the more emptier the place is. And it’s on a hill side perfect for throwing the body or to hide it.

If someone happens to be murdered there, I am not responsible for it.

shurikenwolfbadass_13

If they fall in the bathtub/shower, that doesn't mean they'll die… Just like with falling down the stairs.

People assume that if you fall down the stairs you die… But my great grandmother of 92 did it a couple years back and survived, granted, it is a big cause of death for humans, but it's not as final as getting shot. Same with the bathtub/shower.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

I learned the icicle one from The Westing Game. Put a very slippery substance in their bathtub. When they go to shower, they’ll fall.

The Westing Game was a good book. I know Angelia actually did this to herself, but you could do that thing with the gift. (Was that her name? Been a while since I read it.) You put an explosive in a box disguised as a birthday present. It is activated by when you open the “gift”.

@WolfieVampire1946

Make them somehow eat apple seeds, eating enough of them will cause damage because amygdalin will release cyanide into their body and kill them. However they have to chew the seeds, there is a strong coat that will protect the seeds from digestive juices. But, you would have to eat 200 seeds for it to be lethal, though even small amounts can cause seizures or damage to the brain. You can choose how much you want to hurt your character, or you can choose different seeds as well (cherry and other pits work too) Good luck killing your character!

You have to factor in the fact that they have to eat them all within a VERY short time of the first one being consumed in order for this to work, though.

Deleted user

Why does everybody know such creative ways to kill people?

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

That sounded pretty disturbing now that I think about it. I just like reading books from the killer and cops points of view. It is always very interesting.

Deleted user

I'm over here all innocent with creative ways to smoke weed and y'all are like "cREATIVE WAYS TO M U R D E R SOMEBODY"

Deleted user

Lol I honestly don't know what strain it is. I forgot the name, all I know is it's indica.

Deleted user

I can't remember what the question was anymore whoops

Deleted user

I learned how to murder from my 4th grade teacher, you know the icicle trick, but its now spring so like do I have to wait until its winter again?