forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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@santanna

  • Wear a bigger shoe size.
  • Wear contact lenses so if anyone sees you they will get it wrong.
  • Contour the hell out of your face
  • Wear a whole bunch of clothes to look bigger or vice versa.
  • Only pay for things in cash.
  • User a sharp icicle for the murder weapon so it melts away.
  • Buy tickets to a busy show with a credit card and tell as many people as you can that you are going to it.
  • Wear gloves (obviously) wipe down everything the victim touches.

@Kaia

Okay. Got some ideas alarmingly quickly.
-Blend something into a smoothie
-Drown them
-Train something to attack
-Inject lead
Last but FOR SURE not least:
-Step on a Lego

@ScarletAndHerSides

And a small ball is perfect for choking someone because if they get it lodged in their throat, when someone does the heimlich maneuver, the ball would only spin and stay lodged in their throat. :)

@Natasha

Hai there peeps. Almonds. That is all I have to say for now. @Scarlet and @Nerd_Girl2.0 know what I'm talking about.

Deleted user

Isn't there cyanide in some almonds? Or am I thinking of something else?

@Natasha

Almonds actually, hypothetically could be substitutes for bullets, I mean they'll explode but that causes more destruction and velocity is pretty much key there. Anything can be a weapon of throw hard enough.