Whoa sounds sketchy

He has the mental capacity of a seven-year-old. Despite that, I've caught him various time being a creep. Even sneaking in my room and looking at certain types of clothing.

Wowza! Why do you hang out with him? Sly had completely forgotten about trying to get away and was now just sitting at the kidnapper's feet

Not me, my parents. We take him to church every Sunday because he's a rebellious teen in an old man's body. I literally will snap and do something soon if I don't get away from him.
Pockets knife and throws TLT movie in trash can. Starts to walk away.
Anyway, sorry about that. I got into a creep mood and went all out. I started coming out of it when i told you about the lumberjack.
(I'm not joking, I got all wide-eyed and giggly irl. Probably because of that energy drink.)
Walks away

No wait! Come back! Sly ran after them

'Kay, what? Connie pauses and turns towards Sly

I just didn't want you to leave feeling bad about the whole ordeal pal! Sly wags tail What's your name?

I should feel bad. All those energy drinks… Name's Connie.

No need to feel bad Connie! I shouldn't really drink coffee, but I do anyway cus who gives a flying flip!

I felt like a fricking yandere. I've never had that creepy giggle maniac mode. No more energy drinks for awhile Sips root beer

I feel you man. Sly scratched their head I get that sometimes and it doesn't even feel like it's me!

This turned into a rp. Uhhh, lets fix this.

Sorry guys!! We got to high on caffeine!!

Should I start one? I was kind of enjoying this…

I have no idea how official rp's work.

What bro it's easy! Besides, I'll do it nice and casual and help you ease into it if ya want!

'kay.

It's called Cool RP B) if you wanna join!

okay.

EVERYONE WE'RE SORRY FOR DESTROYING THIS THREAD!!! U CAN CONTINUE STATING WAYS YOU CAN TORTURE AND KILL PPL!

YEAH GUYS WE'RE GOOD NOW

YOU CAN GORGE THEIR EYES OUT WITH A SPOON

AND PUT STAPLES IN THEIR HEAD

I literally just said, "Shoot them with a staple gun."

Wait you can't because it will just annoy them. RIght?

Wat?

Nail gun