forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

AHAHAHHA wait what?

We're playing dodgeball with that.

There ain't no gym here.

We shall make one

Do you seriously want to go homicide?

Homocide? Is that the murder of homophobes?

I think it means to murder people who you're not related to

YEAH LET'S MURDER HOMOPHOBES oh wait that's my whole family….

I was trying to be funny. Yes, i will resort to homicide

Let's do this…grabs steak knives

NO NO NO NO NO STOP

WHAT THEY'RE NOT HERE RIGHT NOW BUDDY I WAS JOKING

Can I join you

Home alone….ah….

Also, steak knives are horrible weaponry.

HANDS UP! grabes gun.

Yes join us in the demise of the homophobes

Okay then grabs cleaver shall we dance

Grabs sword Let's go

So Sly, we need a plot for our rp. Since you're here, any ideas? Idrc what ya choose.

drops large backpack on the floor and pulls out dodgeball size metal balls with spikes all over them

WAIT WAIT NO NO NO DONT NO NO NO

Hold on *Gets Krono's synth.

DO NOT KILL THE HOMOPHOBEES

How about what we're doin now? grabs squirt gun

WHY NOT