forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

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Make friends and make the person you're going to kill fall in love with you. Propose to them and then ditch them.

nonono cliche

Make friends with the person make them fall in love with you and then take them on a romantic dinner in the forest and kill them. Much more efficient and straightforward cus you can't be sure whether they'll die of grief

Poison their wine with an intracable posion.

yes you could
BUUUUuuuuuuut you could also strangle them then bury the body with a dead animal

Or you could… you know do the 6 murders
I don't remember them in the EXACT order but here it is.

1) Use brutal force.
2) Poison them.
3) And then suffocate them.
4) Once you have done that then run them over.
5) Now you want to shoot them with a gun
6) Now you want to possibly stab them.
7) Now once you have done that, you want to burn their corpes and dump them into the ocean.

Take someone you hate's hair or something and put it on or near the body so the police think they did it

oooooooooooo good one

Take someone you hate's hair or something and put it on or near the body so the police think they did it

Nice- maybe get something else too so that the DNA evidence builds up and isn't just hair. Is there any way to pull a fingerprint off of something and leave it (even partially) on something else?

Take someone you hate's hair or something and put it on or near the body so the police think they did it

Nice- maybe get something else too so that the DNA evidence builds up and isn't just hair. Is there any way to pull a fingerprint off of something and leave it (even partially) on something else?

Something they touch like a phone or keyboard will have tons of fingerprints from them. Give them some kind of food they like that’s sticky and their fingerprints will be everywhere. You could collect those fingerprints with your gloves.

This is pretty basic, but if you replace the sugar in the sugar jar with white arsenic and provide it for people to put in their coffee/tea, it's virtually undetectable and will work relatively quickly. If you replace it quickly enough, it will be pretty hard to trace back to you.

Air embolism. Fill a syringe with air and inject it into the victim's bloodstream. Can cause anything from pain to paralysis, and a source on Tumblr says it looks like a heart attack when the body is found.

Air embolism. Fill a syringe with air and inject it into the victim's bloodstream. Can cause anything from pain to paralysis, and a source on Tumblr says it looks like a heart attack when the body is found.

I think that trick is a little too known. It certainly isn’t a bad one though.

any body dumped in international waters can't be traced back to a government so you can't be charged with murder all you need is a mid size boat.

any body dumped in international waters can't be traced back to a government so you can't be charged with murder all you need is a mid size boat.

Be sure the boat isn't yours, but don't steal one, they could trace it back to you or your general location. Travel, use only cash and have a rock-solid alibi.

How is it that someone is not murdered already?

Oh yeah, I remember this chat, I wrote how you can kill people with a banana.

Wait a banana?

yeah bro

TEACH ME!

The banana killing is on page one, near the bottom.

I found some poisons plant (What can kill/or not)! There not 'Creative' per say but do you want to see??

I found some poisons plant (What can kill/or not)! There not 'Creative' per say but do you want to see??

This would be perfect if you had a story that could focus on magic/herbology, like someone asks for a plant/herb that could kill someone, like from an apothecary

Well do you want to see?

Yeah!