forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

You know what the best way is…?

classic murder? like in psych?

YES THAT'S IT THANK YOU

Drop an anvil on their head

True

STEVE THE CHIPMUNK
STEVE.
STEVE GET BACK HERE

how is steve lifting an anvil

NEEEER, SHTEEEEVE

He has abnormally large muscles

1. Try your best to appear as the opposite gender, or nonbinary.
2. Wait until a person in the community has died, then go and dig up the grave, hide the body in the coffin with them.
3. Wear shoes too big, and take shorter/longer steps then normal.
4. Take a syringe and fill it with air, stick it between their toes or something. This will mimic a heart attack, and you wont even have to follow steps 1-3

walking with a limp will help make your gait even more uneven.
one side of your footprints will make deeper impressions, so they'll look for someone with a limp, but you don't actually have one

What if you already have a limp

uhhhhh well then you're kinda screwed
or make sure you put your non-limping foot down harder to even out the impressions

I guess I'm screwed X)

welp

Just walk really walk like you're running.

Ouch

Have you ever had a foot injury?

Well do you want to be in jail for most of your life or ignore the pain and not get caught?

I repeat

Have you ever had a foot injury?

:/

Well do you want to be in jail for most of your life or ignore the pain and not get caught?

I would potentially ignore the pain

I repeat

Have you ever had a foot injury?

:/

Yep, and I walked the pain off.

How about injury upon injury on the same foot, including, but not limited to: a fracture that wasn't discovered until four months after the break; stepping on a rusty nail; that foot getting run over by a car; not to mention frequently stomped on by various kids?

Not mood, just pointing it out.

…damn

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