forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

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^smiles innocently^

SCARLET!

If someone swallowed an eyeball the could choke

actually, eyeballs are made of mainly liquid, so it might pop in their throat, which is really disgusting now that I think about it…

I love it

Or you can just pull out the eyeball and play with it in front of the person you pulled the eyeball out of.

And they’d get really sick and disgusted.

Scarlet I love you

:D

Luv you too! •w•

Get in a dual with them and shoot them on seven instead of ten

Nods in full terror.

Get in a dual with them and shoot them on seven instead of ten

PHILP!

NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Two Ls dear

WHY SLY I didn't need to cry today

SAMEEEE.

What can I say?

sings I hope that you burn….

DEMI

YOU'RE BACK :D

crosses arms
Not cool dude
Not. Cool.

DEMI

YOU'RE BACK :D

Yep!!

Is death by Hamilton possible

Bring intended victim to the zoo. Go to the petting area, rub animal food all over the victim, then watch as they are smothered by the sheep and goats.

Want to murder their soul?

Make them work in a fast-food place for a year or two.

Bring intended victim to the zoo. Go to the petting area, rub animal food all over the victim, then watch as they are smothered by the sheep and goats.

And then suffocate them and frame the animals.

Oh, and make them eat spam.