forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

I am writing a short story and need ways to creatively murder people. Like idk bubble tea of death, those invisable bubbles you choke on? ANYTHING CREATIVE PEOPLE.
DISCLAIMER
WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE IF SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY MURDERED!

You could do a mercy killing? Like someone has a desese and instead of waiting for it to kill them someone/they kill them?

I is confused?

Shove a toothbrush down their throat and choke them with that!

look up "Mercy Killing"

Did you know if you dump a dead body at international borders they can't trace it back to you?

YA

Oh and dont forget to wear gloves peoples

Injecting drain cleaner into someone’s vein is a very painful way to kill them. Causes seizures and eventually a heart attack.

Yo this is great! In a bad way

We also need ways so po po cant trace you for the crime..

Put clear nail polish on the tips of your fingers.

Why…..?

Don’t forget to wear shoes a few sizes bigger. Also, if you need to bury a body just bury a dead animal a good distance over the body. If the cops use dogs to track it they will uncover the dead animal and move on.

Put clear nail polish on the tips of your fingers.

So there won’t be fingerprints and other stuff.

Cyanide in their make-up

Disguise a bomb as their phone and the home button is the button that makes it explode.

Fill a syringe with air and inject said air between their toes (sometimes it kills them, sometimes it doesn't).

Cyanide in their make-up

Wouldn't you have to put it in their makeup like within an hour of them using it so that the makeup doesn't start deteriorating, smelling, or having a reaction to where they would notice that something was wrong with it?

If you bury the body bury it vertically instead of horizontally.

If you bury the body bury it vertically instead of horizontally.

It's more work, but the body will be harder to find.

Put the victim under enough stress that it gives them a heart attack (works especially well with elderly victims).

Disable their carbon monoxide alarm and give them carbon monoxide poisoning by messing with something in their home while they're sleeping.

Put a pressure triggered bomb in their mattress, so it blows up when they lay down or sit on it (you could put it in their couch too, but people tend to use their mattresses more often.

knife 'em