forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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tune

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@HighPockets group

In my stories, people die by:

  • lots of gunshot wounds bc one is a war story
  • someone is drowned in the Mississippi River
  • kamikaze car crash
  • poison injected into the bloodstream during a seemingly friendly game of Black Widow
    And, uhh, I can't think of anything else right now…

@soupnana group

Hmmm. Creative ways I've murd- I mean… characters in my story have murdered people… heh heh…
Eaten alive by those weird fungi that grow inside creatures. Have y'all seen those pictures of ants that have mushrooms growing out of their faces? Yeah, just put the mushroom spores all over their room (you of course will be wearing a hazmat suit) and let the fungi take affect. The mushrooms also control the victim, making them go crazy, and possibly commit suicide. It is the real life Imperious curse. :D
Slit throat and then thrown off a cliff, only to be trampled and squashed by a giant snow leopard.
Bored to death. (Crap. That isn't creative, that happens to me every day in math class…)
Dismemberment
Disinbowlment
Being used as a ragdoll for giant wolf and giant leopard and getting thrown around, then have their head smack against a water fountain, where they eventually die. (JK. A star shard saves him)
Exploding into pieces. Promise that it was a star though, not a person.
Stabbed to death and then hidden inside one of those 6ft tall stuffed bears. That'd be grody.
Kissed to death. Literally happens. (Poison on the lips.)
Stabbed ten times and thrown into a pit of lava.

@soupnana group

@Soup_Nana bless you for bumping this post I was looking for it the other day but couldn't find it

No problemo! My skills at coming up with creative ways to kill people help others in the long run. (I promise, I'm not a psychopath. :)