I just had the weirdest dream. I can't remember everything but I was helping my crush with something at school and then at some point she handed me her literal hand. Not even metal or anything, like actual fleshy severed hand. Anyway I almost forgot to give her hand back soo I texted her and she said "meet me by the tree." So I go to the tree (which does not exist in real life) and gave her the hand back.
I just had the weirdest dream. I can't remember everything but I was helping my crush with something at school and then at some point shr handed me her literal hand. Not even metal or anything, like actual fleshy severed hand. Anyway I almost forgot to give her hand back soo I texted her and she said "meet me by the tree." So I go to the tree (which does not exist in tral life) and gave her the hand back.
"HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE"
^^^^HONESTLY THO THATS WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD THIS MORNING
I dreamed I had a pet opossum. Why am I awake
I had a dream that I was on the world trade center during 9/11. I woke up screaming (partly because I was falling to my death and I am TERRIFIED of hights).
My worst dream was where I was abandoned on an empty spacecraft so far away from Earth that it was just a dot in the sky. Alone. That still haunts me.
My worst dream was where I was abandoned on an empty spacecraft so far away from Earth that it was just a dot in the sky. Alone. That still haunts me.
Jesus that’s dark…
My worst dream was where I was abandoned on an empty spacecraft so far away from Earth that it was just a dot in the sky. Alone. That still haunts me.
Jesus that’s dark…
That would be the worst thing to happen to me.
Alright, you guys, time to sit your asses down and listen to whatever the fuck acid I take in the night to get weird as fuck dreams. Now, keep in mind that I usually have weird ass dreams compared to other people, but last night and a few others really took the cake.
So last night. New Years. I was having trouble sleeping, but once I went to sleep, everything just went apeshit.
This is the first dream I had:
I was travelling with my extended family and we had to go into a store really quickly and stock up on shit. My Uncle warned me about "If you ever find fries in your left pocket, don't eat them." Weird advice but okay Uncle, I got it. We went into the store and immediately a wave of hunger hits me, so I take the nearest thing off the shelf, a can of Pringles, and just TEAR into it and start eating while looking through the aisles. Finish eating the Pringles, grab a cup of ramen and just start taking huge bites. All the while, some lady was following me through the store, watching me intently while I was eating. I also started grabbing things and putting them in my pocket. At the check out, I brought out everything I ate and the things stuffed in my pockets like a good tax-paying citizen and my family and I head out to the car. As I search my pockets for the things I put back in there, I find them.
Golden.
Salty.
Fries.
In my LEFT POCKET.
I WAS SO ECSTATIC ABOUT THE FRIES THAT I IMMEDIATELY JUST SHOVED THEM IN MY MOUTH TO SAVOUR THE SALT. I FORGOT ABOUT MY UNCLES WARNING AND ALMOST INSTANTLY WAS SENT INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISES AS I WAS YEETED OUT OF MY BODY AND ONTO THE ASTRAL PLANE JUST BECAUSE I ATE FRIES FROM MY LEFT POCKET.
I'll give more dreams if anyone is curious about what else happened last night.
Please do lmao
Okay well here we go, dream #2 is up on the chopping block
I had a dream the other night that one day at school, everyone started showing up with these massive,complex projects. Apparently, it was a huge middle-of year project that was such a big deal that if you didn’t pass it, you didn’t graduate high school. I kept trying to tell people and teachers I had no idea, but they just wrote me off as lazy and lying. I was so upset, I ran to the nearest Braum’s??
But when I got there I realized I had no money and I was like Oh No! But thankfully my mom was there, except she was refusing to let me pay with her card because I needed to work on social interactions??? i found some guy and he was going to let me use his debit card but the police came and arrested me
the end
Second Dream I had that night:
I woke up after the first dream but quickly found sleep again once I rolled over and readjusted. I was in an office, not a regular one. The office was big, level, and mostly empty aside from people making and printing projects to win a competition. I had drawn four panels myself and was in the process of making movement panels to turn it into a hand-drawn animation when a printing machine snatched my papers and started making weird whirring sounds. I figured someone must've sabotaged me so I went sneaking around to sabotage literally everyone else in that office. I came back to the machine and it was done making whirring sounds, then it popped up a screen, showing my four panels, but smooth animation movement between them in a loop.
I was stunned.
The judges were stunned.
The velociraptor in the corner was stunned…
Wait what.
I turn to get a better look and it's literally a moving velociraptor made out of machine parts. We locked eyes.
It roared.
The others screamed.
I bolted towards the door only to find another machine dinosaur. Then, when all else seemed lost… the
MOTHERFUCKING
PRINTING MACHINE
THE ONE THAT TOOK MY PANELS
YEAH THAT ONE
THAT FUCKER UNFURLED ITSELF AND JUST
SUCKED UP THE MACHINE DINOS
ALL OF THEM
AND
JUST
Second Dream I had that night:
I woke up after the first dream but quickly found sleep again once I rolled over and readjusted. I was in an office, not a regular one. The office was big, level, and mostly empty aside from people making and printing projects to win a competition. I had drawn four panels myself and was in the process of making movement panels to turn it into a hand-drawn animation when a printing machine snatched my papers and started making weird whirring sounds. I figured someone must've sabotaged me so I went sneaking around to sabotage literally everyone else in that office. I came back to the machine and it was done making whirring sounds, then it popped up a screen, showing my four panels, but smooth animation movement between them in a loop.
I was stunned.
The judges were stunned.
The velociraptor in the corner was stunned…
Wait what.
I turn to get a better look and it's literally a moving velociraptor made out of machine parts. We locked eyes.
It roared.
The others screamed.
I bolted towards the door only to find another machine dinosaur. Then, when all else seemed lost… the
MOTHERFUCKING
PRINTING MACHINE
THE ONE THAT TOOK MY PANELS
YEAH THAT ONE
THAT FUCKER UNFURLED ITSELF AND JUST
SUCKED UP THE MACHINE DINOS
ALL OF THEM
AND
JUSTCRONCH
Beautiful. This is what this thread truly needed
Thx.
I have weird dreams like that on a daily basis. More than one most nights.
Second Dream I had that night:
I woke up after the first dream but quickly found sleep again once I rolled over and readjusted. I was in an office, not a regular one. The office was big, level, and mostly empty aside from people making and printing projects to win a competition. I had drawn four panels myself and was in the process of making movement panels to turn it into a hand-drawn animation when a printing machine snatched my papers and started making weird whirring sounds. I figured someone must've sabotaged me so I went sneaking around to sabotage literally everyone else in that office. I came back to the machine and it was done making whirring sounds, then it popped up a screen, showing my four panels, but smooth animation movement between them in a loop.
I was stunned.
The judges were stunned.
The velociraptor in the corner was stunned…
Wait what.
I turn to get a better look and it's literally a moving velociraptor made out of machine parts. We locked eyes.
It roared.
The others screamed.
I bolted towards the door only to find another machine dinosaur. Then, when all else seemed lost… the
MOTHERFUCKING
PRINTING MACHINE
THE ONE THAT TOOK MY PANELS
YEAH THAT ONE
THAT FUCKER UNFURLED ITSELF AND JUST
SUCKED UP THE MACHINE DINOS
ALL OF THEM
AND
JUSTCRONCH
Beautiful. This is what this thread truly needed
I love it!
Gold
Amen.
I had a very strange dream last night… It was almost realistic. It started with me in my room, getting ready to go to bed. I opened my closet door to pick out clothes for tomorrow and this one guy from school was just sitting there, on the ground, wearing my nightgown and fuzzy slippers.
He waved cheerily. "Hello!"
I screamed, slammed the door, and woke up.
I have confusing dreams…
Weird.
Be right back. I'm gonna use a website to interpret it. Let's see what inner turmoil is really going on in Bat's head while she sleeps…
As a kid I always dreampt that I was in an abandoned castle with my friends, in the highest tower, and some evil guy comes up behind us and hurled me over a balcony. The weird part was that I felt myself hit the ground. Like, I felt a thud and then woke up.
I had a dream I was at swim practice, and they were hosting an event for people who couldn’t swim, but wanted to learn at the same time. I kept trying to swim fast but it just wasn’t working. In frustration , I ran out of the pool but then there was a girl at the bottom?? And she was like dead. So I was crying for like 3 whole minutes before I thought to tell the lifeguard. Turns out she wasn’t dead, just asleep, and she was a girl who I used to go to school with. So everyone pretended everything was normal and this girl hadn’t been sleepING IN A POOL and then she and her friends ignored me when i tried to talk to them??? Idk
My life is complete chaos, apparently.
What did the almighty interwebs tell you?