Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

(last day of seventh grade!!!)
"I got the signatures of every one of my sixth grade teachers today."
"Oh cool! Can I see the yearbook?"
"No, no. No, angelina, I got their signatures on my shoe."
~~I actually did~~

@Yamatsu

(Last day of senior year for me! Woohoo!)

@bubblegum

(that's suuuuuuuper cool!)

@Simon-Says

"Someone needs to kiss your cheek, but it's not gonna be me."

@Pickles

"How do you choke on water? Like, I've never choked on water before?"
"LIAR!"

@bubblegum

~~that's what the kids these days call drowning~~

@Pickles

~~no like ur just drinking ur water and it goes down the wrong pipe and u start coughing and then everyone looks at you like wtf u idiot but u know they've done it too~~

@Trix

May 31, 2019

"Tomorrow is gonna be a great year!"
"Reading is the listening of the eyes"

@bubblegum

May 31, 2019

"Okay, I know it's tempting, but consider: NUT."

@gracehustle

May 31, 2019

"I'm losing it,"
-said in the most singsongy and not caring voice ever by one of my classmates

@YourOverlord

whilst watching the opening scene of Mulan
"Mulan: the musical be like 'It's a whole new WALLLLLLLLLLLL' "
"More like Donald Trump: The Musical"

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So I said good morning to my teacher in Japanese and he said, "Indiana." so now he calls me that and I have no idea why.

@GameMaster

"I'm so not ready for the french final. How many e's does 'créées' have?" (Yes that's an actual french word it means 'created'.

@bubblegum

lol I speak french it's weird

@GameMaster

So true. Consider "Oiseaux" (pronounced 'Wazo'). It mean birds and it has every vowel in the French Alphabet and none of the letters are pronounced right.

@Yamatsu

Ah, yes. My least favorite vowel, that dastardly "x."

@GameMaster

I didn't mean all of the letters in the word are vowels I mean all the vowels are in the word. A, e, i, o, and u. Y isn't a vowel in french.

@Yamatsu

I didn't mean all of the letters in the word are vowels I mean all the vowels are in the word. A, e, i, o, and u. Y isn't a vowel in french.

It.. was a joke. Sorry, it's difficult to get those across in text.

@GameMaster

I didn't mean all of the letters in the word are vowels I mean all the vowels are in the word. A, e, i, o, and u. Y isn't a vowel in french.

It.. was a joke. Sorry, it's difficult to get those across in text.

Oh. Yeah I was worried that it was a joke and I would just sound stupid but I don't really care so I corrected you anyways.

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

“I have the power to ground you.”
“You don’t have the power to ground me! You don’t have a shovel!”
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