forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Vlad would bathe in his enemies blood-"
"So like a hot tub? But not."

"COMMUNISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

“I have an idea, let’s make animism a thing in real life and call it communism”

"Vlad would bathe in his enemies blood-"
"So like a hot tub? But not."

"COMMUNISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

Sometimes I fear for your peers

"Vlad would bathe in his enemies blood-"
"So like a hot tub? But not."

"COMMUNISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

Sometimes I fear for your peers

let's just say…"Leo"

“Have a good day at school. Stay safe, don’t do too many drugs.”

"Look; it's Senpai! He stands in the line. What a lad."

knocking at locked door
“the other door is OPEN”
knocking continues
someone walks to door and opens it
“The other door was open”
“We didn’t feel like walking to it”
“You didn’t feel like walking 5 steps?”

knocking at locked door
“the other door is OPEN”
knocking continues
someone walks to door and opens it
“The other door was open”
“We didn’t feel like walking to it”
“You didn’t feel like walking 5 steps?”

me

Most of these involve my friends S and C, so hopefully you remember them?
Also I’m just typing these as I remember them, so they may not all be in order
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S: Save the food, not yourself! Food is important! You’re not!
C: Can that be my senior quote?
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S is hugging C, and C doesn’t like it
C: If you don’t let go of me in ten seconds I’m going to cut your arms off
S: continues hugging
C & me: 10…9…8…7…6…
S: still hugging
C: 5…where’s my knife? searches through backpack
S: keeps hugging C
C & me: 4…3…2…1
C: Ok pretends to saw off S’ arms
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“The more I read stupidpeople.com the less straight I become”
“One day I’ll be reading stupidpeople.com and I’m just going to turn into a rainbow”
(don't remember exactly who said these, but it was something S, C, and I were talking about)

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The other day in social studies, we just had our last test of the year and we didn’t have anything we needed to do, so we played Uno. It was a loud and overly dramatic game of Uno. We had this rule where if you said uno and you had more than one card, you had to draw two cards. For some reason, one person (let’s call him Z) was just going, “Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno” and just picking up cards until he had a lot of cards. Then this other girl, (her name also starts with C but I can’t call her that or she’ll get confused with my friend C. What about CE for her initials?) Then this other girl CE just lost her sanity at Z going like “Uno Uno Uno (etc)” just like, idek how to explain it without you being able to see me. Ok I really can’t explain it but yeah, that was our social studies.
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The other day a classmate, lets call him O, brought a bag of mannequin heads to school
C: Why do you have a bag of mannequin heads?
O: Why not?
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At rehearsal (theatre)
CH: walks in the room
J: points to CH You’re a person

The same day they were also talking about how we should have Afros and roller blades in the show, which takes place in the 1800s, not the 80s
Once on this Island: 80s Edition

"YOUR NAME IS THE SAME AS THE HOUSE IN EUREKA!"
"as much as I would absolutely love to have Fargo's voice….stop already."

About stuffed panda:
"I named it Duck!"
"Like the monkey?"
"What?"
"From the song!"
_{if you understand either of these, you win}

"YOUR NAME IS THE SAME AS THE HOUSE IN EUREKA!"
"as much as I would absolutely love to have Fargo's voice….stop already."

Yeeeeeessss….. I get that one.

AH

So, you're a fan of Eureka too then?

I started watching it with my family and don't tell but we aren't that far due to my dad's aversion to binge watching

I've seen it all… lol, I won't spoil anything though. Who's your favorite character so far?

FARGOOOOO

"Yeetus that fetus"

"Abortion is just spawn camping."

fancy french words

Friend: Reading crumpled wrapper "The Shlorps are dead." Uncrumples wrapper "Oh, wait. 'Sculpt your own dreams.' that's much different. I like mine better."

"I always feel really bad about getting water cups then getting soda in them, but the life of crime is a adiccting and I can't stop."

TV (No Good Nick): My first scandal! What would jefferson do?
Me: …probably fuck one of his slaves

"Is that Satan?"